Jazz on a plate

A good idea that is solid and grounded.

Differs from 'Jazz at the end of a shoe string',a good idea that is so far out it has the possibility to go tits up.
When someone comes up with a great idea that seems as if it can't fail the reference to that idea is that it is 'jazz on a plate'.
by Joe Pleb July 24, 2009
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L Plate

A method of constructing a spliff by the means of joining two rizla's to form the shape of an 'L'.
How to roll an L plate (On the left): -

1. Take two king sized rizla's (Blue/Silver).
2. With the glue at the top of the 1st rizla, cut a triangle off the right hand end, 1cm from the right at the bottom to the top right hand corner.
3. Attatch the bottom half of the 2nd rizla with the glue on the left hand side to the diagonal edge of the 1st rizla.
4. Cut the second rizla so the bottom edge of the 1st rizla continues along the entire length (Same shape from step 2).
5. Fold the L plate in half length ways, so the crease in the 1st rizla continues along the entire length.
6. Fold the top right hand corner of the 2nd rizla down to form a 45' triangle. Cut this triangle off.
7. Fill as you desire :)
by James Scott December 30, 2005
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License Plate

A tattoo, usually located at the base of a female's (generally one of loose character) neck. Used to identify said female during heavy drug induced doggy style sex.
Chad was so stoned, the only way to he was able to remember the bitch was by her license plate.
by mjoblio June 01, 2004
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flippin' plates

In Australia, teenagers of age 16 - 17 (depending on which state they're in) can obtain their Learner plates (L's) for driving. L plates require the driver to have a fully licensed driver (one without any plates) accompanying them at all times.

After a certain amount of time, (min. 6 months in some states) L platers can obtain their P plates which enables the driver to drive un-accompanied.

However, the act of flippin' platers sees an L plater swapping his plates around (since they are double sided - one side has an L and the other has a P) to make it seem as if they are a P plater. Illegal but otherwise very useful until you get pulled over.
Guy 1: How DID you get here? There is no way you could have walked from one side of town to the other.

Guy 2: Flippin' plates!
by Jimmy March 18, 2006
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V plates

colloquial reference to the existence of someone's virginity, based on the 'plates' displayed in or on a car, when a learner or probationary driver is behind the wheel.

L plates = learner driver
P plates = probationary driver (not yet full licence)
V plates = virgin
1:"Do you still have your V plates?"
2:"Yeah, but i've lost a couple of demerit points tho... ;) "
by tehlia November 08, 2010
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hairy plate

see furry muff. Seen on Ali-G, while interviewing a brit, involved in law.
"you know, she umm, drinks from the furry cup, you know, like she, eats from the hairy plate"
by jamie_ledge August 29, 2006
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Hot Plate

The act of strapping a piece of plastic wrap or 'cling wrap' to your chest and having somone shit on it. AKA: Sanitary Cleveland Steamer
I enjoy a Hot Plate much more than a Cleveland Steamer because the cleanup is much easier!
by Scootyloo January 18, 2003
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