Scottish Grand Slam

Derived from the term Grand Slam, which involves one team of the 6 nations defeating all others in the competition in one year.

The Scottish Grand Slam involves Scotland defeating England, because this is the only game that truly matters to Scottish fans.

"It's a shame Scotland lost to France, but we're still hopeful of a Scottish Grand Slam."

by TheBald March 22, 2010

Scottish Time Machine

Noun: a technique whereby someone consumes a sufficient quantity of Scotch whiskey that they forget the events of the evening to the extent that they wake up the next day and feel as though they slept through the entire night.

"Joe you were nuts last night!"

"What did I do? I don't remember anything...."

"You insert crazy shenanigans!!!!"

Well I'm glad you remember, because I rode the Scottish Time Machine and can't remember anything after my fifth glass of Macallan."

by jdubs319 April 17, 2011

scottish meat pie

During sex, accidentally disgorging one's bowels onto your partner - usually following anal stimulation

She was looking forward to an amorous experience with her new boyfriend and instead ended up the recipient of a Scottish meat pie.

by Rev Diet August 17, 2016

scottish coffee filter

An alternative to tea bagging in online games. It involves pantomiming the act of defecating into the mouths of your fallen foes, while describing the event in detail over voice-chat.

"Yo man, why you grimacing? You gettin' tea bagged in Halo?"
"Worse! I'm getting the scottish coffee filter!"

by Ravenpoe April 22, 2009

Flying Scottish Headbutt

When a man puts a condom on his head inside out and ferociously darts forward and penetrates his partners anus with his head.

My boyfriend dumped me as i performed the Flying Scottish Headbutt

by RawBwobwob July 2, 2011

Scottish Bungle Hole

Its a derogatory term used to describe that un which is attempted to be explained yet is unexplainable, therefore such concept is, was, and always will be such unless, except in the possible yet unlikely event of change of manner in form used as of by target individual applied to that of other means and/or fashions of original constructed inquiry.

This is an example of the Scottish Bungle Hole

by Jango Scottish March 2, 2022

Scottish Peppa Pig

A character based off of the popular tv series peppa pig that has been edited to become a funny scottish version, that includes swearing and lots of banter between the family

Did you see that family? Like real life Scottish peppa pig!

by Big man bald martin March 10, 2020