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e-narcissist

1. any person who, despite all indicia to the contrary, unreasonably continues to believe that any other person who reads his/her Facebook, LinkedIn, MySpace, Pinterest, Tumblr, Twitter, or any other social network posts, and despite the fact that such posts may actually be the creation of yet another person, truly cares as much as he/she does about the substance of such posts.

2. any person who, despite all indicia to the contrary, unreasonably continues to believe that repetitive posting, on any social network, will positively influence that person's actual social standing in the real world.
1. Peter: "Why won't Mary stop posting e-meme pictures she didn't even create herself?"

Paul: "Because she's an e-narcissist."

2. Peter: "Why does Mary keep posting? It seems she just posts whatever she sees happening around her all the time, just so she can post something."

Paul: "Who cares? She's a horrible person anyway... oh, and she's an e-narcissist."
by Pikr816 July 19, 2012
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narcissist

a person who thinks they HAVE to be in control of you! they have a never ending tool belt with never ending tools! they use different tools to make you weak so they can be in control… it’s really fucked up! they will make you feel like you are constantly wrong and stupid!! if you meet one RUNNNN🏃 ♂️
narcissist: so&so wouldn’t approve of this! ur hurting me.

random person: all i did was left you on read!!
by dunkin’ my donuts February 26, 2023
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by Solarhuskay March 27, 2023
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Narcissistic Bailor

(Noun)-The Narcissistic Bailor is a phrase used to describe an individual that generally possesses an over- inflated ego and while confronted they will either shift gears into a manipulative attack mode or fly the coop. In other words, since they can't take the heat, they get the hell out of the kitchen!!!! Typically, the word unhealthy is thrown around by them in an effort to portray that they are being subjected to unhealthy behavior, when in fact they are the UNHEALTHY ones. These people will go on a vacation with their significant other and if a nerve is struck; disagreement arises, forget it! Next thing you know , your in the car for 9 hours on the way home, riding in silence! Total assholes!!!
"I am so over this bullshit with this Narcissistic Bailor!!! What adult behaves this way? They need "DEPENDS". Not only is their behavior childish, but it's so fucken rude. After bailing at the beach, and riding shotgun with their silent ass I contemplated punching him in his face or jumping out of the car!!! Life is way too short to deal with a narcississtic bailor. Karma is a bitch!!!!
by Cappy C January 30, 2023
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NARCISSIST

a person who has an excessive interest in/admiration of themselves
1. narcissists who think the world revolves around them
2. narcissists preening themselves in front of the mirror
by xplained4u February 7, 2023
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Narcissistic Psychopath

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noun

"Dealing with Israel is so difficult. It's like being in a relationship with a Narcissistic Psychopath - he f**ks you up.
And then he makes you think that it's your fault" - Bassem Youssef
Person 1: "You're a disgusting Narcissistic Psychopath!"

Person 2:"how??? I'm not a Zionist."
by light0o0 October 21, 2023
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narcissist math

narcissist math is when problem occur in a relationship with a narcissist, and nothing about the relationship adds up. There's missing time, hidden agendas, and a ton of lies.
Don't try to figure out how to get along with a narcissist. Just wish them well and move on. The double standards, the zero sum mentality thinking, the all or nothing policies, and just about everything else like the back and forth nature of the guy will have you thinking that the relationship isn't worth saving. The math doesn't math on a narcissistic relationship. Narcissist math is an unsolvable problem, like trying to divide zero between three people.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
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