National Crush Day

The girl you like you have to confess to her

I asked out my girl on National Crush Day

by Johnny Vlogs May 10, 2019

National give your boyfriend your scrunchie day

It’s is on September 19

It is national give your boyfriend your scrunchie day

by It’s real dictionary September 19, 2019

National Kill Rapists Weekend

24-25 April! The day when it's legal to kill anyone who participates in the National Rape day or dares to make a joke about it! Kill your rapist friends, strangers and anyone you know is a rapist!

Kyler: Did you know today is National Rape day? I think I might join in
Jennifer: It's also National Kill Rapists Weekend, I might join that!

by Robbie Chatterley March 20, 2021

National No Homo Day

This day will take place Saturday, October 26, 2019. This grants anyone participate in homosexual acts with their homies and not be required to say no homo.

Alex: Sean it’s National no homo day, you already what we’re doing!
Sean: Yo bro let’s have gay sex!!!
Alex: *moan*

by Guy in need of coochie October 26, 2019

National Rape Day

This is not a pass to violate someone you fucking degenerate. If you think this is real you can go fuck yourself.

Fuckface 1: Hey there! It’s National Rape Day!
Me: No, and for that. You can go die.

by poobis mcgoobis April 11, 2021

national dick pic day

Happens December 2 it's when u take a picture of your dick and send it to the person who sent u this if your brave enough

National Dick pic day means taking a picture of your dick

by Yummdickpicalex November 18, 2017

Warren National "University"

A diploma mill shut down by the State of Wyoming in 2009. Formerly known as Kennedy Western "university" of California, Hawaii, Wyoming, and Idaho.

I went through the drive through window and got a PhD from Warren National "University"

by Jimbob44 April 6, 2009