pick up your own napkin

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair

If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin

by Neddy100 December 16, 2013

beef napkin

N. When a male ejaculates on a female and has nothing but a hamburger to wipe her. She may or may not eat the burger afterwards.

clarise was covered in cum and could barely see or breathe, luckily Randal had a beef napkin

by Chuck Richards September 07, 2015

The Ole’ Kansas City Napkin

When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.

Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.

by Themesiah February 21, 2024

swing my napkin

a gay sex thingy

tonight billy will swing my napkin

by doodypants123 June 26, 2017

Brown Napkin

When a cat poops on you cheek when you are sleeping and then lays on your face and you wake up with poop stain on your face. Aka brown napkin

Yo bro! I woke up with a brown napkin this morning. Fuck my cat, I should have let Mark the Asian eat him...

by CockMonster101 July 28, 2015

dunch napkin

the warm feeling on your neck when you're going down on a girl and she farts

i love dunch napkins

by barnacle jow January 17, 2011

can i get a napkin

you're at lunch and choking on your food and you're asking for a napkin yet you sound like a demon and everyone is laughing at you instead

*eating nachos at lunch and starts choking* "can I get a napkin?"

by gayrights27 January 24, 2022