loaded nachos

When a woman shits herself while also having a severe yeast infection and her period.

She was so drunk and wanted me to go down on her. I almost did until she dropped her pants and I saw her loaded nachos. I puked everywhere.

by supersab September 16, 2010

semen nachos

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.

Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*

by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020

hot nacho

Putting hot cheese on a partners butthole while they have black beans in their mouth during a 69 position while a mariachi band plays and a rooster must be present in the same room.

Would you like a hot nacho?

by Taquito slayer January 26, 2017

Nacho Morning

The morning after a night of heavy drinking that usually induces nocturnal cravings of 7-11's infamous Nachos with EVERYTHING on them or similar sloppy foods that leave traces all over your clothing or properties. A morning containing mysterious food stains not recognized by the hungover party.

Dude, last night I think I over did the drinking because I totally had a Nacho Morning!

by Nick Bravo Space Cowboy April 20, 2011

nacho cart

When u want to be boned (Fucked). Announcing it to the public to let them know u wanna fuck. Or to the person you wanna fuck.

Ex. Bae can u please meet me at the "nacho cart".

Shit I wish he would meet me at the nacho cart, sheesh he so fine.

by jalacia April 16, 2015

Make Nachos

An expression used when something upsetting is about to happen. Used as a joke to lighten the mood and to prep someone when shit’s about to go down.

Girl 1: Let’s watch The Notebook!
Girl 2: Oh god, let me make nachos first.

Girlfriend: Babe, we need to talk…
Boyfriend: About what?

Girlfriend: Let me make some nachos for you first.

Boyfriend: oh shit

by Ravshasrektme November 4, 2017

mud nacho

Worthless white male. Usually doesn’t know shit from fuck. Great racial slur.

Thats not a vagina that’s an inside out penis you fucking mud nacho!

by That Honkey February 23, 2023