Mcshits

Mcshits is when you feel bloated after eating Mcdonald's and just know later you'll regret it.

"Oh man, my stomach hurts after those sandwiches. I probably got the Mcshits."

by ABluntCunt July 13, 2023

mpshitpig

A diehard lionel messi fan. He expresses his admiration to the football star while eating his favorite food: chocolate

Mpshitpig: you want messi? I’ll give you messi. *eats chocolate*

by Gnomiga August 13, 2023

mashittafod

A man with a massive head

The guy behind the counter has got the biggest head I’ve ever seen - he’s got a mashittafod

by Canthemanyeshecan December 11, 2023

mashittafod

A man with a massive head

The guy behind the counter has got the biggest head I’ve ever seen - he’s got a mashittafod

by Canthemanyeshecan December 11, 2023

mashittafod

A person with a moon head, or a massive swede - a huge fod - an infeasible large head

That guy has a got a mashittafod! His bonce is huge !

by Canthemanyeshecan December 11, 2023

bumping my shit

What cool asians do when they get their *non*swag on while listening to gansta music.

Kristy- "That song is awesome!"
Mark- "I know. The beat is so hot, I was bumping my shit."

by HoneyyMustardd December 27, 2010

wax my shit

Go home after a long day and jerk off until your dick feels waxy

I can't wait to go home and wax my shit

by A_Millz September 8, 2016