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walrus mustache

an overgronw mustach resembling a walrus' teeth usually sported by hispanic gangsters in south LA.. its very intimidating...
holy shit look at that walrus mustache, it be big!
by Behnaz February 28, 2008
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standard issue mustache

The type of mustache that all stereotypical cops have.
For an example of the standard issue mustache: see Sooper Troopers.
by PeaTearGriffin February 5, 2006
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Penn Hills Mustache

The Penn Hills Mustache is a crusty, weak looking mustache that just looks obsolete when compared to other manly mustaches. Many kids from Penn Hills, P.A. sport one of these thin, inferior mustaches.
Person 1: Hey look at that kids silly mustache.
Person 2: Yea i saw him, thats called a penn hills mustache.
by RyanTaylor of P.H. September 23, 2009
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Porn-star Moustache

A type of moustache which resembles a side-ways C with the points pointing downwards. Sometimes it only points down slightly. However, it does not point down past the mouth. The moustache does not cover the Common with porn stars, and also associated with policemen from the 70's. (see Beastie Boys music video for "Sabotage")
Why do all the cops in these old movies have Porn-star Moustache?
by Troy-S May 30, 2006
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Horseradish Mustache

1) When one drinks a Bloody Mary too quickly, causing the horseradish to stick to one's upper lip, creating a mustache.

2) The residue or anal hair on one's upper lip resulting from performing oral sex on one's woman from the rear.
eg 1) "Hey Mike, them boys are drinkin' your Bloody Marys so quickly they gots them some horseradish mustaches! Yee haw!"

eg 2) "Dude, had a terrible night last night. Christina sat on my face and made me go down on her. Ended up with a horseradish mustache."
by halpwr August 11, 2010
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Moustache

The growing and manicuring of hair on one's upper lip, usually by an adult male. Also referred to as a crumb catcher, thigh tickler, nose neighbour or the womb broom.
Are you growing a moustache for Movember?

Fuckin rights I am!
by TMMS November 2, 2010
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football mustache

A very thin mustache that is usually worn by a teenager. It is known as a football mustache because it is said that there are only 11 hairs on each side.
The teenage boy walked by a girl and winked at her. She looked back and thought "Eww gross! I could never kiss him, he has a football mustache!"
by holymolyhorsie August 6, 2014
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