crusty musty

before having anal sex the female shits herself letting the poop crust, making it harder and more musty sex, after ejecting it thaws the shit soft and making the penetration for another round more soft and warm.

are we having a crusty musty

by daddylong licker March 11, 2025

Musty

Someone or something that smells bad

Did Sarah shower today? She’s smells kinda musty

by coochiewaterr February 19, 2021

musty-busty

A name you call your friends when they have big shlong energy.

Logan is musty-busty af.

by deshawn deshae the third April 17, 2023

Musty Musket

The act of a male partner receiving a blow job from a female and then using her spit as lubricant for anal sex, until she shits and then the male partner using a small metal tamping rod to shovel the shit into his spermatic vein. And then proceeding to pleasure himself until he ejaculates, and the sperm shoots the shit out like a musket.
(This act may also be utilized In gay encounters or self pleasure such as gooning sessions)

Dude 1: Bro I did the musty musket with sharrel last night and now my I have an infection!
Dude 2:Damn bro that must really suck!

by Yeetboi12222 December 13, 2022

mary-must-make-musty-mutant

the phenomenon that happens when your soul suddenly gets sacrificed to the alien gods and they impregnate you with spooky words of wisdom in your brain telling you that you now must be like jesus' baby momma a give birth to a fucking funky freaky looking alien jesus.

Jeff: Yo what happened to my lil boo thang? She hasn't been hitting my line.
Joe: Oh yeah, ya shawty mary-must-make-musty-mutant isnt gonna be outside for a while my guy.

by gonnaturnmydadintoabong January 22, 2025

musty pappadam

the brown skin tone surrounding the anal hole, similar to breast areola, but a lot less attractive!

Man,
that old goat would have such a massive musty pappadam. I bet it got thrashed in her younger days.

by Arse Wart April 17, 2014

Musty Gusty

When you just finished having sex after taking a shit and didn't wipe. So your ass crack is very slimy and you decide to fart on your partner.

My stomach was rumbling after round 2 of sex and I ended up letting out a musty gusty.

by WorId September 5, 2025