University School of Milwaukee

University School of Milwaukee is a shitty ass private school in the middle of nowhere in Wisconsin. This school is the worst fucking school in Wisconsin and sucks at sports with nothing more than state titles in only tennis and hockey. This school still manages to burn more money on athletics than any other school in Wisconsin and spends more on athletics than public schools do to operate yearly. The staff often likes to fuck students in the bathroom stalls and does not give a fuck about students or what they are teaching. Every other kid here is a fucking rich kid and either drives a G-Wagon or a Urus. They still manage to have worse academics than Brookfield Academy despite costing $3000-4000 more in tuition. The student body consist of weird ass kids and pedophiles and no one here is attractive. If you want a good reason to kill your self, choose USM.

Additional info:
If you wanna sell vape pods or E-cigs, pull up to USM

Yo bro do u go to University School of Milwaukee?

Yea bro.

Damn, It must suck getting fucked by the staff everyday and going to school with kids who have no fucking life outside of vaping.

by KoolKidsKlub52 July 1, 2024

Milwaukee Roadhouse

A whole lot of meat with a little funk.
May come with the Mcnutty Special.

You wanna eat somewhere new tonight? Cause i wanna give you the Milwaukee Roadhouse.

by Lightwitch98 September 24, 2022

Milwaukee Balloon

When U Blow Into someones bootyhole and they blow up like a balloon

Wow dave Must've gave his girl The Milwaukee Balloon! SHE HUGE!!

by Maxwell GotBands August 4, 2025

Milwaukee Kiss

When you and another male link together buttholes so that they are "kissing" and then proceed to fart into eachother's anus, for extreme pleasure.

Tony: "Hey George, that Milwaukee Kiss was fantastic last night."

by thunkthetransfem May 8, 2025

Milwaukee Bong

A Milwaukee bong is a sexual activity that can be preformed with any gender as long as one of the participants as a pork sword and Nutsack also known as Cock and balls.

You start off by grabbing a a machine that can turn liquid into a Gas. Connect a rubber tube into the machine so that the machine pushes the gas through the rubber tube and into the other participants urethra. Continue until you notice the other participants balls start to swell. Then plug their urethra up with anal beads. After a couple minutes, take out the beads and smoke that dope out your homies slim Jim. 💯💯💯

Homeboy wanted to smoke dope so I gave him the old Milwaukee Bong

by Hey guess what? July 17, 2025

Milwaukee Gas Chamber

When someone plants their ass on your face and doesn’t get up — you’re trapped underneath, sucking in every fart, it’s your only oxygen supply. No mercy, no escape. You either breathe their gas or black out.

Bro said he wanted to try breath play — now he’s in the Milwaukee Gas Chamber begging for one clean inhale

by Lolzxct July 2, 2025

Milwaukee Shot Glass

When an uncircumcised male lays on their back, stretches their foreskin up several inches, and then begins to slowly urinate filling the void to the brim before allowing their grandmother to slam it down like a shot.

I hear your grandmother is a champ when it comes to Milwaukee Shot Glasses

by CosmicRatSalad October 9, 2023