Max

he is the most amazing person you will ever meet, despite his uncontrollable farts.He will treat you like a princess as he showers you with compliments. He’s usually quite a small person but that doesn’t matter to you because he makes up for that in his pants ;). Following from that he is a freak in bed and will provide pleasure for hours and hours with his amazing stamina. He has a humongous body which when asleep you will have to fit your small arms over his entire body as he enjoys being the small spoon. As well as this he is the usual person to steal all the covers. But none of this matters because you love him so much and can’t wait for the future with him.

Is your boyfriend named max?

by max’s girlfriend February 9, 2020

Max

That one guy that gets played by some girl called Daniella twice.

Achilles: bro Max aren’t you with Daniella again?

Max: no bro she Left me for Emiliano

by thatgayoompaloompa November 3, 2019

Max

Super hot and very very kind person

Me: "look at Max he's super hot"
Other person: " ikr I would totally fuck him"

by Trans kat January 6, 2022

Max

a kid who always loves to hang out with his friends, who might be kindof crazy, but is a fun person to hang out with
is friends with the brock that has bugs, the jacob with a red link obsession, and the counter move hunter

that kid is kindof crazy
oh thats just max

by The Bomb486 December 19, 2019

Max

A dudes who likes a girl who always starts with the letter “D” and he likes to masturbate everyday and he enjoys to make jokes and bully people but deep down he’s really nice with a big cock

“Wow you see Max? He probably has a big cock...

by Whatifididnotaskbuddy August 2, 2020

max

max is a 90 year old girl
and she DOESNT think skirts are gay,
and besides max is really swaggy
and awesome and cool and disco party-😃🔴🍥😝
and max is a goldfish cracker lover

max: o m g *EATS A WHOLE GOLD-FISH-CRACKER BOX

by smartsmurf400 November 7, 2020

Max

Max is a crazy bitch, intimidating at times but also a big softy that will murder for his friends, some say a demon with a gold heart, also known to be horny and have a humongous Wang a sexual deviant, in other words you never know what's going on in the mind of a max so be careful but also gentle cuase he has feelings to.

"Look its max!, oh SHIT he bit me again!"

by Kiribaby October 16, 2019