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Manchester United

The greatest football team in English history. 20 Premier Leagues, 12 FA Cups, and 3 Champions Leagues. Two of their managers are amongst the three greatest in English football history - Matt Busby and Alex Ferguson, the latter being the greatest football manager in history.
The fact that people still hate Manchester United in 2023, despite the fact that we’ve been subpar for the past decade, is testament to how great we are.
by anonymous June 11, 2023
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Greater Manchester Pincer

Lulling an ally into a false sense of security before sending them 8 terabytes of furry games/porn
"Yo dude you wont believe it, Nikolaj fell for the Greater Manchester Pincer last night"
by YaBoyPerun August 25, 2025
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MANCHESTER UNITED FAN

Those people support the club "Manchester United Football Club.
Usually they're very supportive of their club, yet the suck actual ass.

Their rivals are liverpool, and man city
They may have history, but their current form is in shambles.
Yeah, I'm a manchester united fan
-Oh so you're a retard?
by Skandarthegreat September 30, 2023
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Manchester Punch

Spitting on the fist and forcefully penetrate the rectum
I gave the girl a nice Manchester Punch the other day. She still cannot walk.
by thatsecrect420 January 29, 2024
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Manchester Handshake

Two people greeting each other with a hug, while simultaneously reaching around to steal their wallets from the back pocket.
Never met each other before, and they both went in with a manchester handshake!
by Barry Sprout November 16, 2013
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Manchester Derby

Tommorows the FA CUP Final or Manchester Derby
by Droit June 12, 2023
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Manchestering shit

When with a group of people drinking or chilling while driving or sitting around and one or more individuals are fucking around with a bunch of random shit not knowing why with no apparent reason because they are intoxicated
Why are you manchestering shit
by Crzy1beautiful May 1, 2021
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