When taking a shit, you purposely clench ur ass so the shit slides up and down ur rectum creating a sort of anal pleasure.
by ANTJANTHONY January 29, 2024

1.) A beautiful, amazing, unique, genuine, rare, laid back, down to earth, bad ass, sexy, fun, gorgeous, one of a kind, and absolutely breathtaking woman who is covered in tattoos, has several body piercings, has GIGANTIC breasts, and never has the same hair color for longer than a week! You can either consider yourself incredibly lucky or be totally screwed when crossing her path! If you're counted among the select few she calls her friends, consider yourself lucky and blessed! But if you piss her off or are her enemy, be afraid.. be very very afraid!!
2.) The insanely hot wife of Josh Fucking Smith!
2.) The insanely hot wife of Josh Fucking Smith!
~Yo bro, I saw the hottest, sexiest, most beautiful woman I've EVER SEEN today! •Oooh, you must've seen Ryan Louise Smith!!
by Zero Omega Morte June 28, 2021

a dove- the rarest of rare. this type of dove does not fly - but if she did- this world would not be the same... (positive/negative) No-one truly knows. if approached u better hope u have ear and eye protection. *eyes because the talons on this 'sweet sweet louise dove' (often mistaken for the non- confronting 'sweet louise dove')are beyond unimaginable! the ears for the unearthly sqreeeech she will bestow on her victim who falls to their knees grabbing the brains that are now pouring out of victims ears!
what did you do to sweet sweet louise?
is that sweet sweet louise? ... no way she was always so nice..... what do you mean she IS nice!... runs away terrified as fuk
cross her again fuckers!!!! you will ALWAYS lose !
is that sweet sweet louise? ... no way she was always so nice..... what do you mean she IS nice!... runs away terrified as fuk
cross her again fuckers!!!! you will ALWAYS lose !
by phlouinda February 5, 2024

Laura-Louise is a beautiful girl with an incredible personality. She often has the same friend group throughout life and is quite intelligent. Her jokes and sense of humour is on another level! She is very sporty and helpful and isn’t shy to stand up for who or what she believes in. She has a very kind nature and is there for anyone in need. She is a little shy around new people and acts like a normal human but around her friends she is hyper, crazy and wild 😜 Her friends and others adore her and she is not boastful but instead, amazing.
Friend: wow! A new iPhone 12?!
Laura-Louise: yea thanks! What phone do you have
Friend: iPhone 6s...
Laura-louise: there still really good phones you know, I just upgraded from a iPhone 6s!
Friend: omg you’re so nice, you are so nit braggy!
Laura-Louise: yea thanks! What phone do you have
Friend: iPhone 6s...
Laura-louise: there still really good phones you know, I just upgraded from a iPhone 6s!
Friend: omg you’re so nice, you are so nit braggy!
by Istopufromswearing&saveurbootY November 11, 2020

She’s a tuff ass girl , hard on the outside soft on the inside , acts like things don’t bother her but inside she’s crying , would help anyone in a heart beat , Carrys everyone’s emotions , worry’s about everyone else but herself , romantic as fuk , loves to be loved 🥰 wants the fairytale wants her prince 👑 needs a man not a boy ! Just wants someone to hold her at night
She’s a lady in the street but a freak in the bed , she maybe shy but she knows how to get down gives everything a go, sexy as hell and a body to kill ,
If you own a Louise don’t let that Bitch go!
Every guy notices her beauty and smart head ,
Most males want her but she doesn’t want them,
Hold that bitch close show her off touch her ass in public show her off to the world cause she is your diamond in a pile of rocks !
She’s a lady in the street but a freak in the bed , she maybe shy but she knows how to get down gives everything a go, sexy as hell and a body to kill ,
If you own a Louise don’t let that Bitch go!
Every guy notices her beauty and smart head ,
Most males want her but she doesn’t want them,
Hold that bitch close show her off touch her ass in public show her off to the world cause she is your diamond in a pile of rocks !
Louise is coming tonight” dam is she still with that guy cause Fuk iv wanted some of that ass for ages
by NelsonNZ October 27, 2021

by lolapalozaaaa November 27, 2024

Has the biggest and joociest of ass.
by GreenCoffee November 21, 2021
