chopping the lettuce

when a girl is shaking her ass all up in some junk

I was at a party when I saw Delaney chopping the lettuce

by p-trickster July 30, 2012

to lick the lettuce

to lick a ladies bits. giving oral sex to a woman

Girl 1: Are you straight?

Girl 2: No, I prefer to lick the lettuce

by ladybum March 21, 2007

lady lettuce

The term to describe the over-sized inner labia of a woman which sometimes appears as if a lettuce has been inserted into the vajayjay

Dave: "Did she have a cute vajayjay?"
Mike: "Fuck no dude! Her cunt lips were so big they looked like a lady lettuce!"

by MCMXCV February 1, 2008

lazy lettuce

a term used for marijuana.

You smoke?

Yeah, i smoke the lazy lettuce. =)

by jenny. November 15, 2007

bed of lettuce

When a gentleman shaves only his scrotum in such a way that his testicles appear naked atop the hair of the perineum. This has no particular advantage to either partner involved, except that sweat from the testes will pour off into the bed of his crotch, possibly reducing their saltiness when tasted.

I noticed that Ralph had done some manscaping last night, but the lazy jerk only gave himself a bed of lettuce. I can still smell his sweaty gooch.

by yougotstochill January 10, 2012

Devil Lettuce

Cilantro is the bitch of the earth. The spawn of Satan. The Devil's Lettuce. No more Devil Lettuce please. We don't do that here. End discrimination. Devil Lettuce means Cilantro. Cilantro means bad.

Dude: Hey you got any Cilantro bro? I need it for my salad.
Other Dude: How could you ask me for the Devil's Lettuce? Devil Lettuce is Cilantro. You enjoy the spawn of Satan? Leave or I will make you suffer.

by IDon'tCareWhatMyPseudonymIs December 16, 2019

Ghetto lettuce

Using potato chips on your sandwich for crunch.

He made a sandwich with bologna, American cheese singles and ghetto lettuce because there were no fresh veggies in the house.

by drpepper-phd November 4, 2019