chopping the lettuce

when a girl is shaking her ass all up in some junk

I was at a party when I saw Delaney chopping the lettuce

by p-trickster July 30, 2012

to lick the lettuce

to lick a ladies bits. giving oral sex to a woman

Girl 1: Are you straight?

Girl 2: No, I prefer to lick the lettuce

by ladybum March 21, 2007

lady lettuce

The term to describe the over-sized inner labia of a woman which sometimes appears as if a lettuce has been inserted into the vajayjay

Dave: "Did she have a cute vajayjay?"
Mike: "Fuck no dude! Her cunt lips were so big they looked like a lady lettuce!"

by MCMXCV February 1, 2008

ken's lettuce

cannabis, as in the vegetation of mr ken boon, also know as 'fruit of the boon'

"keep it quiet but i've got a bit of ken's lettuce in my coat pocket for later"

by natrl March 25, 2010

lazy lettuce

a term used for marijuana.

You smoke?

Yeah, i smoke the lazy lettuce. =)

by jenny. November 15, 2007

Devil Lettuce

Cilantro is the bitch of the earth. The spawn of Satan. The Devil's Lettuce. No more Devil Lettuce please. We don't do that here. End discrimination. Devil Lettuce means Cilantro. Cilantro means bad.

Dude: Hey you got any Cilantro bro? I need it for my salad.
Other Dude: How could you ask me for the Devil's Lettuce? Devil Lettuce is Cilantro. You enjoy the spawn of Satan? Leave or I will make you suffer.

by IDon'tCareWhatMyPseudonymIs December 16, 2019

a1 lettuce

flow (long hair) mostly term used by hockey players or Nelk fans

What a beer league beauty with the A1 lettuce

by JT YK JI January 20, 2018