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Laney

Laney is the best friend you will ever have. She had been through a lot and is still a bubbly goofy person. You will definitely fall in love with her. IDK how shes not famous yet bc shes freaking mother Teresa, but a lil freaky. O my, she is the best person u will ever meet!!! Your very lucky if you have her in ur life. She is BEAUTIFUL. LIKE WHAT. a freaking model. mine is a beautiful red head with hazel eyes and I hope she reads this bc I love her so much!!!! She is so emotionally intelligent and listens to me vent so much lol. her hugs make my problems disappear. my Laney loves horses, her Pumpkin, etc,. those are just two hints so she knows who I am hehe. I AM SO GREATFUL FOR YOU LANEYYYY
guy-is that your friend?!

me-yes, her name is Laney, shes mine tho don't even try

guy-dang it

me-jk you can speak to her if u tell me why you want to.

guy-ok ummm, sheees hot, shes-

me-CORRECT!-

guy-YES!*celebrates cause he gets to be in her presence*

me- I wasn't finished

guy-oh

me-ya, that was correct information but wrong answer.

guy-what?! that doesn't even make sens-

MAN- bup bup bup *smirks* I got this...

*we stare at him in aw of his beauty*

MAN-ahem *cracks knuckles and neck*... SHE. IS. beautiful inside and out, goofy, smart, talented, kind, down to earth, a wee bit freaky, wonderful to be around, confident, model level gorgeous,.... *starts talking super fast that we cant even hear him.*

(five minutes later)

MAN-aaaaand that's it.

me- omg finally

guy- *walks away in shame bc he's not good enough for her*

me- hmmmmmmmmmmm............ fine you can talk to her.

MAN- OMG YES MY LIFES PURPOSE HAS BEEN FUFILLED. AHHHHH. I CANT BELIVE I GET TO TALK TO HERRRRRRRR

me-dont hurt her or I'll kill u
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LAINER

Scotland's hidden tiger
If ye look behind the we men and goats you'll see a Scottish Hidden Lainer
by Andrew13l! September 24, 2025
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Patrik Laine

Patrik Laine is this guy who plays ice hockey and looks kinda like he plays ice hockey.
Look, Patrik Laine has beautiful blonde eyes and blue hair, I want to touch him!
by MunaTheMusical2 May 17, 2017
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Marilyn Lainez

Very cute amazing trustful with anything she fun to be around with beautiful girl thats just looking for a nice life like any human being she might be hard to be around with sometimes but that doesn't stop you to be with her she has a beautiful amazing wonderful cute personality and just looking for someone she can love trust and have faith in
DAMN MARILYN LAINEZ IS THICK.
by IFUCKYOBIONDAWATER January 26, 2018
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Ja'Laine

The best person you can have she is beautiful fun funny and sometimes nice when she wants to be and she thiccccc
Gurl Ja'laine is my bestfriend

ikr we like sisters
by mood. November 21, 2018
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Neil Laine

A sweet, kind lovable girl who loves to be with her friends and family. She is a great friend to everybody that she meets. She has a lot of great friends.You can't hide a secret to her because she can investigate it she is also a secret keeper of all.She is a great observer.She is beautiful, kind, loving, caring, and gorgeous.
Neil Laine is a great friend.
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by Anymous22 June 19, 2021
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seth laney

"holy shit its seth laney (throwup emoji)" "i hear he gets no bitches!"
by epic man sam November 24, 2021
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