It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.
The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.
by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009
Get the Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hookermug. The act of holding onto one's significant other in a position mimicking that of a baby koala clinging to its mommy.
by RWJr January 16, 2008
Get the koalasizingmug. by john stromboli January 3, 2021
Get the koala's vaginamug. The mascot of Egglepple/Starbureiy company. The cutest little SOB you ever saw, and giving that Taco Bell dog a run for its money!
I got the chance to hug Joey Koala in person. Wait, I think it was a person in a costume because he had ten fingers and he spoke to me when I stepped on his toe.
by Joey Koala October 14, 2007
Get the Joey Koalamug. An awesome animal who lives in Australia if you fuck with them you died Boii.
1.If you not a fellow Koala and you see one your fucking died
2.never look back when you see a koala and your not one
3.Male Koalas have Really Really Really giantgenetic Dick's
1.If you not a fellow Koala and you see one your fucking died
2.never look back when you see a koala and your not one
3.Male Koalas have Really Really Really giantgenetic Dick's
by Littyboiiii February 2, 2017
Get the Koalamug. This is the act of masturbation by an exteremely beautiful woman while the other partner watches or coaches the masturbator on.
by BradieBear July 7, 2010
Get the Petting my koalamug. by SW Oblivion February 16, 2025
Get the Koala Casserolemug.