KNOTTY PINE

While you have your sexual partner of choice bent over on a WOOD floor in the doggy style position lift their arms up behind the back so their face is on the floor then commence to fuck your partner around the room

"Jane's face finely healed after two weeks of pulling out pine shards, but she still cant wait for another KNOTTY PINE from Dick"

"Dick cant wait for Jane to get home his buddies at the shop dared him to give her a KNOTTY PINE"

by Mr. Scheidler January 24, 2009

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knots landing

ticky tacky, standardized and attractively censored

"Is this too knots landing?" - Larry David Season 3, Episode 30

by im4392 September 8, 2006

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gristle knot

the puckered orifice that gives birth to your excrement. a sphincter.

Before flushing, wipe your gristle knot.

by Paddycakes69 June 15, 2007

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Zombie Knots

Chunks of dried up feces entangled in the ass hair of a disgusting human being.

Bob spread his ass cheeks and out popped several nasty zombie knots.

by eerickson1205 October 14, 2009

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Kottonmouth

Having a very severe case of cottonmouth where you are so thirsty you willing to beat up a good friend for a drink

Mike: Hey lemme get a sip of that.
Joe: Nah man.
Mike: (punches joe) That's what you get for fucking wit my kottonmouth!

by snish October 19, 2008

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Get Knotted

Refers to the "knot" in a dogs penis,that renders it unable to withdraw from the female during mating.

Get knotted! similar to get fucked

by kevinowitsch April 3, 2016

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knot

A wad of money; a stack of cash you keep in your pocket.

Bills can be folded, clipped, held by a rubberband etc. Preferably $100s if you plan on spending.

"Cash in the sweatsocks, check the sweatpocks, got a knot in there the size of an X-Box" - Cam'ron (It's Nothing feat. Hell Rell)

"I go get that paper, a mega fucking watch
I be pullin out knots, that can buy me a, yacht" - Lil' Scrappy (Money in the Bank feat. Young Buck)

"I used to play the block like that, i used to carry knots like that, now i got Black Cards, good credit and such, baby boy, cause i'm all grown up!" - Jay-Z (30 Something) (Kingdom Come)

by gfunkdocta November 16, 2006

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