kitchen virgin

someone who doesnt know their way around a kitchen,usually makes tv dinners

"she had no idea how to baste a turkey,let alone stuff it.she is a kitchen virgin."

by schwarze katzen May 6, 2021

Kitchen Hippie

A person, often a single woman, but can go either way, who's kitchen is kitted out with every possible manner of ecologically PC dish soaps, organic hoo ha, and sustainably harvested yadda yadda utensils but NOTHING one could actually construct a meal from.

A tell tale giveaway is if you open the fridge and find only probiotic something or other and condiments. Period.

She's such a Kitchen Hippie!!! I spent the weekend at her apartment and while I was excited to find 8 different and unopened varieties of virgin olive oils in her kitchen, I could not actually find enough ingredients to construct an omelet.

by DewayneEstes February 26, 2011

kitchen-hitler

Someone who is amazing at chopping foods but can be very bossy! One can always defer to a kitchenhiemer

My mom can be a real kitchen-hitler sometimes

by Kitty goes meow May 15, 2016

kitchen soup

When a bunch of hobos have an orgy in a car.

"Hey, you wanna join in on the kitchen soup happening down the street?"

by Giggity giggity, giggity goo January 21, 2017

Soup Kitchen

When homeless people partake in sexual activity in a car.

Some times leaving behind items like new born babies and/or dead mice in used condoms.

Ryan: Why does it smell like alcohol and dirty pussy in here?

Jim: GOD DAMN IT THOSE HOBOS HAD ANOTHER SOUP KITCHEN IN MY PRIUS.

by illeppilifttam August 7, 2010

Go to the Kitchen

a derogatory term used to describe a woman. similar to hooker, bitch, wench. often used with the term 'make me a sandwich'

Harley: I want to go to that concert too!
Kevin: Shut up. Go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

by PenellyElly January 20, 2011

clean kitchen

If a woman keeps her pussy in a neat/tidy state in regards to pubic hair. Does not necessarily mean hairless in that region but can often mean that.

"Do you keep a clean kitchen?"
"Yes! I wax all the time!"

by mojario May 20, 2007