Keeping the Receipts

a somewhat paranoid diligence, whereby someone mentally stores the evidence of another’s behaviour, should they ever need it in future.

Often done in order to log consummate lying by individuals in positions of influence or power, such as political figures.

Peter Oborne is a consummate receipt-keeper, maintaining a record of politicians who are lying. He has been keeping the receipts of political elites in an effort to hold them to account.

by 1xs April 10, 2021

Keep Out!

The button you’re supposed to press on UrbanDictionary.com when you see a name definition that was published to circlejerk anyone with that name.

“I saw a name definition that said anyone with the name Brad is a hot legend who is awesome, so I pressed the Keep Out! button.”

by Skeptykal May 19, 2020

keep sharp

be cautious

the zombies are coming.keep sharp

by mahdi rezaei March 30, 2017

keeps the change

The action of swallowing a man's ejaculatory fluids intentionally, as opposed to the "change slipper".

When she moaned as she ate my pre-cum I was convinced that she would keep the change!

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

Keep it lemon

People that have a big pecker say this

It means your cushty

Olly, keep it lemon mush yes mate bosh 🍋👌

by Lwoodlwood123 June 14, 2022

Keep the Faith

What Jim Hill, long time Los Angeles sportscaster, says when signing off.

Thanks for tuning in and Keep the Faith

by Skeeno Dino September 30, 2010

Keep It Hood

Can't be defined easily because it applies to many things. It means taking care of your people, keeping your soul, true to a culture- white boy from the go

Cause dubs aren't worth it to be driving around and shit, you know, but I still keep it hood

by ,kn;lknj November 4, 2010