Keen as a bean 

Keener than mustard. Keener than bees on toast.

DAMN KEEN

Yeah broface, she's keen as a bean

Keen as a bean by Michelle O'Canoli June 17, 2010

Keen as curry

Very keen, eager.

In Australia, Keens brand of curry is a household name.. When someone is keen for something they say "keen as curry".

Im "keen as curry" to go fishing this afternoon.

Keen as curry by Timo_ed123 January 11, 2012

dirty keenhole 

(v.) To pass feces through a large gauge in his or her earlobe.
(n.) The act or fetish of passing feces through a person's earlobe piercing hole.

I saw that you had a large gauge ear piercing, as you know, I am into scat, I was wondering if you would be willing to try a dirty keenhole?"

dirty keenhole by Jack Ripper1234 August 9, 2010

mad dog keen 

A way of emphasising one's keenness to partake in an activity- often surfing, drinking or fighting.

Often shortened to mad dog.
Mad dog keen is a phrase made popular by the cult underground movie "Jordanman 2.0"

Dr Pain: "Wait...lets make this interesting. keen?"
Jordanman: "Yeah....Mad dog!"

Mayonazi: "Wanna get crunk as?"
Everyone: "fuck yeah, mad dog keen!"

mad dog keen by white-trash-doris May 30, 2008

Keenan 

Keenan is an interesting and intriguing guy despite his apparent boring life. He has a sense of humor so bad that it’s good and if he has a secret, he’ll build it up as high as he can, then never tell you. Keenan always has some kind of ache or pain no matter how youthful he is and he basically coined the name “old man”. He some how is able to be simultaneously flamboyant and social while being painfully awkward and anxious. A Keenan is a super nerdy, dorky, loser, but it’s what adds to his shitty, almost non-existant charm. If you slip up even once in front of a Keenan you’ll be left teased forever and you can never live it down. Overall, Keenans are an 8/10; minus one point for the secrets, minus another for the shitty nicknames you’ll get stuck with.

“Keenan won’t stop calling me an ‘ankle biter’ because of my height.”

Keenan by 2:00AM May 7, 2018

Keelon 

A demon of old religion. Rarely are survivors seen and never are they returned to their proper time. This demon brings his victims into his "games" of which survival is the only victory.

Keelon just owned you!

Keelon by Fallen Ranger February 4, 2006

Keenanism 

A theory that contains no logic or support

Stop using keenanisms...you are not making any sense

Keenanism by Alex Fagerson April 19, 2007