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Joe mama

Joe Mama- something that every kid says and needs to get some therapy to stop
Me: who's joe

Random kid i don't know: Joe mamaaaa!!!!
Me: STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Alessi_15 November 22, 2019
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Joe Mama

Joe Mama is a modern slang where it usually falls along with an insult, or a joke. Joe Mama can sometimes be associated with one’s mom, or a person.

Joe mama is a real person however, who happens to live on 1234 Fake Street (fake address) Or 668 PoopyPants Lane.

See? Joe Mama itself is a joke. This whole thing is kid of a joke.
But it needs to be documented, so old people or people who just don5 know what the heck yo mama means can know.

Joe mama is also known as: Your Mom, Jo Mama, Yo Mama, and Nunya. NUNYA BUSINESS HAHA
Joe Mama so radiant, that if she jumped into a pool of radioactive waste, no one would notice.
by Generic_Name 8 oh nine June 17, 2023
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Joe Mama's house

Well, let me tell you about Joe Mama's house, a real gem in Branson, Missouri. It's like a trove of "unique handcrafted designs" – or as we like to call them, "Meth Masterpieces" – courtesy of the one and only Tasha, the Meth Madam of the Night.

You walk in there, and you're scratching your head, wondering, "How on earth did they cram all this junk into one place?" Let me spill the beans. The secret ingredient here is none other than Meth! Yep, you heard me right, Meth! Tasha and her squad of Meth Monkeys are like Santa Claus on steroids, sneaking into local businesses and homes while you're counting sheep, just to swipe your stuff.

They haul it all back to Joe Mama's house, where a team of highly "tweaked out" individuals (and I don't mean they're just sipping on energy drinks) start stripping it down and slapping on a fresh coat of paint. It's like a makeover show, but instead of fashion, it's stolen goods getting a facelift.

So, if you're missing something, or you're pretty darn sure it's been swiped, don't call the cops just yet. Just mosey on down to Joe Mama's house, and chances are, you'll find your missing goods right there, between a "Painted" toaster and a "one-of-a-kind" lamp that probably once belonged to your grandma. Meth-tastic!
Joe Mama's House Definition
When I visited Joe Mama's house in Branson, Missouri, I couldn't help but laugh at the sheer madness of it all – it's like a meth-fueled episode of 'Antiques Roadshow' where Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys turn stolen goods into 'Meth-tastic' madness! Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys pull off heists on the sly, then work their magic to turn stolen goods into something 'new' to resell. So, if you've lost something or suspect it's been pinched, you might just find it at Joe Mama's house
by Demanding Leatherguy October 8, 2023
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Joe Mama

If you’re here today, chances are that you’ve been subjected to this brilliantly planned insult. It is derived from the popular saying Yo Mama.
It’s normally installed when attacker mentions the name Joe, and victim asks who this mysterious Joe is. The attacker will then smoothly hit with “JOE MAMA”, ripping the victim to threads.
Intellectuals will perform this simple counter attack:
When attacker mentions Joe, victim will ask if he’s related to Candice. When attacker asks who Candice is, victim(no longer victim) will shoot back “CANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!”
This hit is therefore critical.
Scenario one:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Joe who?”
Person 1- “JOE MAMA!! LOLLL!!L!!LL!!!”
Person 2- *proceeds to fling self off cliff*

Scenario two:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Oh, is he related to Candice?”
Person 1- “Candice who?”
Person 2- “cANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!!!!”
Person 1- *ultimate damage critical hit*
by dylanthedino October 30, 2019
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joe mama is joe mama that is made fun of by other joe mamas and their joe kids.
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Joe MAMA

person 1) Hey Joe
person 2)What , who’s joe
person1)JOE MAMA
by handerson November 27, 2019
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