by dudelove February 14, 2004
Get the jeff jarret mug.Jedreks are a clan of testosterone fuelled male animals living and hunting together in packs. There is a distinct pecking order that each member of the pack must adhere to at all times although this can be challenged if younger smaller animals feel they have gained the strength.
The youngest and smallest member of the pack is often referred to as the Ashley or the Jordan, this i a terrible position to be in the pack and can often be a pointless and miserable existence. Surviving on the scraps the others leave with the scraps coming at a cost when the older Jedreks slip in to his living quarters to physically and verbally abuse the poor little blighter.
The most dominant rampant member of the pack is a bald mangy looking animal with beedy little eyes that is often known as the jezza or the Jerry. jezza stamps his dominance by claiming the coldest dankest corner of the cave as his own getting the first choice of vermin to scavenge and paying frequent visits to the other pack members asserting his authority by penetrating or attacking the other pack members.
The rest of the pack is known as the Stavros or in the UK can be called the Steves. The Stavros have no real purpose they just do as they are told by the Jezza and will occasionally penetrate and attack their younger siblings to try and assert the dominance they know they will never have.
The youngest and smallest member of the pack is often referred to as the Ashley or the Jordan, this i a terrible position to be in the pack and can often be a pointless and miserable existence. Surviving on the scraps the others leave with the scraps coming at a cost when the older Jedreks slip in to his living quarters to physically and verbally abuse the poor little blighter.
The most dominant rampant member of the pack is a bald mangy looking animal with beedy little eyes that is often known as the jezza or the Jerry. jezza stamps his dominance by claiming the coldest dankest corner of the cave as his own getting the first choice of vermin to scavenge and paying frequent visits to the other pack members asserting his authority by penetrating or attacking the other pack members.
The rest of the pack is known as the Stavros or in the UK can be called the Steves. The Stavros have no real purpose they just do as they are told by the Jezza and will occasionally penetrate and attack their younger siblings to try and assert the dominance they know they will never have.
by Jeremy Buble May 6, 2017
Get the jedrek mug.Ah, Jarrettsville. Possibly the shittiest place on earth. The entire place is full of white trash inbred hicks. The hardcore white trash kids hang out at the local 7-11 all the time. This includes weeknights and weekends. Tuesday nights even, trash can be seen scattered around the 7-11 parking lot. There happens to be one particular trash pit, located off of good old Morse road. This area, known to locals as "The Hood" is a deceiving neighborhood. Under the surface it is really Jarrettsvilles finest. It contains elements native only to Jarrettsville. Some of which include an actual lock on some powerlines thrown there by some kids, a working lightswitch on a streetlight, and some kid and a funny Geo Metro. This certain Geo can be seen cruising around the hood 24/7, crashing through things and breaking stop signs throughout Jarrettsville.
Man, Jarrettsville is such a shitty place.
-Yeah, I couldnt never agree more.
Have you seen "The Hood" recently?
-Yeah, some annoying little shits broke the stop sign in it.
Man, Jarrettsville sucks.
-Yeah, I couldnt never agree more.
Have you seen "The Hood" recently?
-Yeah, some annoying little shits broke the stop sign in it.
Man, Jarrettsville sucks.
by Mr. Reed May 13, 2005
Get the Jarrettsville mug.jerred is a gay guy who likes to koosu like crazy he has huge koosu it is deadly omg last time i sat beside him it was deadly.Also he has won many awrds for the longest lirushan he always like to put is lirushan up
by easykoosu April 12, 2019
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To work for a long time to get a sexually stubborn girl's panties, unsuccessfully, only to have another man come along and seal the deal in a much shorter period of time. This is often due to the first man getting the female's "juices flowing" and the second man profiting from it. This series of events is similar to someone working very hard at getting the top off a pickle jar, unsuccessfully, only to have a friend come along and pop the top off almost immediately, thus pickle jarred.
Charlie: "Dude, it's been like 3 months already! Tell me you finally got the panties from Jenny."
David: "Dude I wish I could, some juicehead douche from her gym pickle jarred me!"
Charlie: "All that hard work!"
David: I know dude, I know
David: "Dude I wish I could, some juicehead douche from her gym pickle jarred me!"
Charlie: "All that hard work!"
David: I know dude, I know
by malle122 October 19, 2010
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