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Jason

Jason is a stupid human being. He farts a lot.
by Ben Dover331 October 23, 2019
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Just a regular sexy guy, who the wee lassies love.
The lassies love the fella Jason!
by Jaseymcd12 November 23, 2021
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Jasons. Gay man that has the smallest dick ever. Nearly non-existent. Jasons like to watch hentai and porn and bikes during class. All Jasons have many prostitutes and their parents are usually pimps. Likes to look at abs of men and under skirts of women. Lowkey retarded.
Look at that! Jason's watching gay porn on the family computer again!
by garfield6969 November 2, 2021
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is gay.
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Jason does not only make the perfect best friend but he makes an amazing boyfriend. He knows how to treat a girl right. He will never take a moment for granted and will always do everything in his power to make you happy. He never fails to leave you feeling unloved and will always leave you with a smile on your face. Jason will always give you countless butterflies when looking into your eyes.

He is shy but yet an outgoing guy in his own unique ways. He holds a lot of known and hidden talents with in. He makes life easy. Most importantly jason holds the power to teach you how to love yourself and he shows you what it’s like to be treated by a true gentleman. Jason is forever mine and I hope everyone can be blessed enough to have a jason in their life!

Jason makes you curious as to how amazing life will be as long as he is by your side<3
by II - XVII - MMXIX April 19, 2020
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Jason is a pussy ass bitch
Mike: Dude whose Jason
Hunt: Jason’s a pussy ass bitch fuck him
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Jason is the the most amazing guy in the world! He will always listen to your problems, always help you if you need it, and will never betray you. He is a keeper. Even if other girls will flirt with him, he’ll always stay by your side. He waits for you in the hallway, he asks if you are ok when you look sad, he sometimes over worries about you but that’s just means he really cares! Jason is the.sweetest.guy.ever.!
Friend:hey how’s jason?
His best friend: he’s great! He’s nice like always!
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