Michael Jackson

The moonwalking, high-heeled, fedora-wearing, sparkly-gloved King of Pop whose voice could heal, whose moves could kill, and whose legacy could fill galaxies. A living legend (scratch that, an eternal one.) Known for turning sidewalk tiles into disco floors, and for asking humanity the real questions like "Annie, are you okay?"
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.

"Bro, you see that spin? That was full-on Michael Jackson level!"

by I_love_applehead June 2, 2025

Michael Jackson

HEE HEE

michael jackson say HEE HEE
run kids

by rawrbarbie June 13, 2021

Michael Jackson

A very hot guy that loves to hold women in his arms. If you are his special someone he will call you "baby girl"

Michael Jackson is so hot he will be my next boyfriend!

by Michael Jackson's baby girl September 17, 2022

Michael Jackson

The process in which a black man becomes a white woman

Michael Jackson went through a Michael Jackson

by anonymous August 25, 2025

Reverse Michael Jackson

To give girl with very white skin a very dark hickey. So dark it’s basically black.

She had a good time recently, bitch had a huge reverse Michael Jackson right on her chest.

by Avangaline July 12, 2018

Michael Jackson

Someone who I wouldn’t want near my kids

Bob: Who is that?
Eddy: Michael Jackson
Bob: Shit, better hide the kids

by minoyoyoyoe August 21, 2024

Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jackson's successor For L-Pop

Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jackson's successor For L-Pop

Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jackson's successor For L-Pop

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025