Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love

Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.

Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"

by Yikes for Life! December 3, 2020

The North Dakota Jackhammer

When two women use two double sided toys, one for each hole (bootyhole and vayjj) of each woman.

"I heard Susan and Becky did The North Dakota Jackhammer."

by Wheels97 February 27, 2021

Duffy woodcock wet william HHH hill rollin oovoo java jackhammers CAF

The ideal name of a trio of people consisting of one guy and two girls who are very funny and hot

Hey, did you see the Duffy woodcock wet william HHH hill rollin oovoo java jackhammers caf at wing stop this weekend? It was awesome!

by DWWWHHHHOJJCAF March 21, 2024