Izzy

A girl who is an absolute slut with a big ass and won't be afraid to show her tits but is very beautiful and nice on the inside.

Bob: that new girl what's her name?
Allan: Izzy
bob: she's such a slut, but she's fit as hell

by Bob te dude November 29, 2016

Izzy

Before consumating a sexual act a person defined as an Izzy would say certain things like "Scuse me while I whip this out" and "That's what she said" and "Papa Cock" to see if his/her partner would be turned on. In the abscence of desire they would then do an amazingly complicated - for some people - mating dance that looked like a more fun hip version of getting your ass spanked. If that also failed they would then do the "Shake Your Finger Dance" and when no results came from that then they would read embarassing lesbian erotica and then question the meaning of a Labia therefore killing the sexual mood of the erotic literature. In the very last attempt of "getting it on" they would tell their partner that they "Don't like it when you talk, because that means you're not sucking my cock" In the end no sex will be had by anyone and the person defined as an Izzy would go home and take off their pants and sit and read a romance novel and talk about hot Walmart Guy with her best friend who also happens to be a complete loser.

"Oh man, I became an Izzy last night! I was singing 'What's Your Fantasy' to one of my friends and then she chimed in! Never felt like more of a loser or Fuckface."

by Kate the Great go Masterbate! July 5, 2009

Izzy

A smelly girl who loves to do snail impressions

And is so beautiful

Omg izzys so beautiful
Hey have you seen izzys fab snail impression?

by thatgirlwithtoomuchswag January 7, 2014

Izzy

A person who is tall, lean, and slender. They are most likely from New York, or have a relative who lives there. People mistake them for old rabbis, but in reality they are just people who love to caress pears and other fruit. They like coffee cakes, even when they hate coffee

new york lean fruit Izzy

by theonewhoknowsandhaspie September 24, 2011

Izzy

I Z Z Y I put my name in bold

-Hey, do you know izzy?

-Yeah, which one?

- you know, I Z Z Y I put my name in bold

- Oh yeah what about her bro?

-She fucking sexy bro

by jehovah78 February 25, 2020

Izzy

Self described legend who makes fun of you and calls you mean when you dont text your granny

Oh my god i hate to be an Izzy but he needs to text his granny

by 110100101001010110010111010101 May 29, 2020

Izzy

Izzy is a woman dominator, plays them in every way. With his charm and games he confuses their feelings. Not only that but he has a fat ass.

Izzy is so annoying, but he is cute.

by Camilla😉 May 28, 2019