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dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm

a proverb that was cool that means stuff
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dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm
by OOOOFFFFF November 30, 2017
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Calm Before the Stork

(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows.

See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.

He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
by Consopite June 9, 2011
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better calm down

An expession telling someone to settle down.
by kdv July 8, 2005
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calm it down when it is up

this phrase referrs to someone who is irated and dejected by anyone.this is declared when they have to keep their composure
man you are mopin i can tell ya know since this is an instance,calm it down when it is up
by ginger ocean August 14, 2014
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