do you want an umbrella with that

A term mainly used in and around Portland Oregon to insult someone for being weak, over dramatic, annoying, or a wimp.

Kyle: I just stubbed my toe and it really hurts

Chad: Do you want an umbrella with that?

by user46589281 May 30, 2020

Bonnie I Want You

A song by Plain White T's

What you gonna do when the drugs run out
Standing in the street with your tits out
Bonnie I Want You, Bonnie I Want You

by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023

I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse

Blud, srsly? The girl I like wanted me? I jst hit a bru moment cuz........................................srsly tho?

I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse - This is a word that should be used when the girl you liked named Monse (From my previous post) wanted you. And you didn't know until her friend told you when she switched schools

by Call Me (626) -665 - 3202 September 16, 2024

I want you to be less alive!

Either asking you to pass out, or to die.

In A netflix parody movie made entirely by AI:
Victim girl tied to a seat about to be thrown onto saws: What will you do to me?
Chainsaw holding murderer man with devil mask: I want you to be less alive!

by TesTy_DaBlockz October 21, 2023

Do you want to come over for a cuppa

How Brits ask if you want to come round for tea, like actual tea with tea and scones and jam and stuff

Richard: do you want to come over for a cuppa?

by HealthyDreamrr July 16, 2023

.9.you want to hold your sensuality and sexuality yourself within a gauge form. I will show you something.9.

.9.you want to hold your sensuality and sexuality yourself within a gauge form. I will show you something.9.

.9.you want to hold your sensuality and sexuality yourself within a gauge form. I will show you something.9.

by Adujasty343 August 23, 2025

I want you to suffer!

~ Megyn Kelly

Megyn Kelly "I want you to suffer!"

Hym "See what they're like? I just want me to nut in a blonde but Megyn wants me to suffer. She's a crazy person!"

by Hym Iam September 13, 2025