human fannypack 

That thing where a midget hangs around your waist and carries your driver's license in his mouth.

"Jim, wanna go to that new club, SPAHCY?"
"Yeah, Tom. Let me get my human fannypack."

human fannypack by Applefran October 3, 2013

Human Man Warrior 

One who fights all that appears before him, be it beast, man, or nature. The struggle is bitter and ends only with the death of the Human Man Warrior, for even the death of his opponent means only that he must find a new foe to destroy, continuing the struggle.

Fighting is more than an event or even a way of life for the Human Man Warrior. It simply is their state of existence, it ascends the way of life to supplant life itself, for they live to fight. Until that bitter end.

Yep, he fought to the end... like a real Human Man Warrior

Human Man Warrior by The Boy Joe Shine February 17, 2023

Human

1) A member of the Homo-sapien race.

2) Something that people criticise for flaws despite them being one themselves to make themselves feel superior to others.

1)
Alien 1: What is that over there?
Alien 2: That's a human.

2)
Person 1: Humans are extremely stupid.
Person 2: You are one of us, and it's not like you are doing anything productive to improve the human race.

Human by Epicguyof1337 December 8, 2014

Human Resources

If a company is a house, then Human Resources is the septic tank; all the shit goes there. Human Resources, better known as HR, is the lowest place in a corporation's hierarchy, although they make themselves important by gaining the ability to control who works and who doesn't. To be a success in HR one must lose all trace of humanity and become a robot (becoming a whore is also advisable.) To paraphrase Willie Nelson,"mommas, dont let your babies grow up to be HR drones, don't let 'em be robots or whores or sluts, make 'em be robbers or car thieves and such....."

when i was a child, i thought like a child, but when i grew up and started working in Human Resources, i knew i had lost my soul, and to appease my new gods i fired my best friend, my girlfriend, my brother, an Iraqi war veteran with a silver star and a distinguished service cross, and the guy who saved me from drowning when i was a kid. what a good day's work!!

Human Resources by earpuller December 2, 2010

cards against humanity 

The best, funniest party game in existence. Like Apples to Apples, but infinitely more offensive.

We played Cards Against Humanity and laughed for hours.

cards against humanity by Niki Marie September 23, 2013

Human Verification 

The worst fucking thing ever invented by technology and makes you question if Satan has found a way to torture us on Earth. It`s damn near impossible to get them correct, and it ruins fucking everything. Even here on Urban Dictionary I had to fucking click that i`m not a robot to a god damn robot. I give a big fat fuck you to whoever the hell made this online torture device. 🖕🖕🖕🖕

Human Verification wants to make me fucking die.

Human Verification by nabrU yranoitciD January 22, 2020

human resources bitch 

A fat ungly bitch who works in the HR departement of a company, and who thinks she's the boss of everyone, screaming and making scenes with other employees. This behaviour is due to the lack of self accomplishment she is experienceing.

(regular employee)"Hi Cindy, could you give me a empty type B form?"
(Human Resources bitch)"(yelling)What the fuck!? Can't you see I'm busy?(no she's not)?! Get your own fucking form!!!"

human resources bitch by TenHands March 2, 2011