hanging gobbler

when your friends arent looking you turn around and pull your pants down. you the grab the top of you dick and jerk it around so your balls flop around like the gobbler on a turkey... then when your friends look you get to kick them in the ass

i wasnt paying attention and when i turned around nik gave me the hanging gobbler. he kicked me right in the ass

by clydizzel March 07, 2009

hang a yeet

1: Verb: Make a left

2 Verb: To commence a victory dance, such as dabbing.

Guy1 :which way do we turn?
Guy2: hang a yeet at the light.

by Magic Head July 08, 2018

hang trout

verb. To whip out the penis, often to take a leak.

Excuse me fellas, I have to go hang trout.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

Stump Hanging

A type of punishment that involves nailing the perpetrator's testicles to a tree stump, then push him over backwards. Most often used when people talk about vigilante justice for pedophiles.

Also may or may not involve setting the stump on fire.

A man stabbed his 11 month old son in the back and tossed him out the car window. I can't think of a punishment severe enough to fit this situation. My grandmother would opt for stump hanging... nails his balls to a tree stump, then push him over backwards.

by sumdingwong July 06, 2009

hang onions

To accept an annoying or unpleasant situation because there is no alternative.

Have you ever been on a slow driving comfortable bus? They don't exist, because they'd never make the schedule, so hang onions like the rest of us

by Blaidd_Dwrg September 25, 2013

Hang nasties

The result of a lady wearing an open toed shoe 2 sizes too small.

Toes hanging off the front of open toed shoes.

Strippers wearing stilettos who leave paw prints on waxed floors as they walk have hang nasties.

by jjmol00 April 23, 2011

Hang out

Something someone says when they're really just fucking. Probably with someone else's girl.

Don't worry, she just coming over to hang out.

by Def12345 March 19, 2016