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gram carbide

what dumb asses put as an answer on a test
Q. What is another name for gamma FeOOH?
A. gram carbide?
by gcarbide May 14, 2010
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Andew Gram

Definition :Means that he likes to get cooked to rammed and go to male gay orgies where he gets his asshole pillaged buy cracked out men.
Andew gram

are you alright your walking really strange
Yeah mate im ok i just got my asshole thrashed last night
by Certifryedmethhead September 5, 2019
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gram stroker

Similar to the name Bram Stoker who wrote Dracula, except that Gram Stroker is a guy who strokes off over graham crackers and then sinks his teeth into them.
Well, I caught Gram Stroker in the kitchen at midnight ravaging a pack of graham crackers, so don’t eat any of them!
by undercyj December 30, 2023
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grams cracka

A grams cracka is a very white grandma!!!! You know who they are.
*on the freeway in the fast lane*
"Why is this person going soooo slowly"
*passes*
"Ohhhhhh she's a grams cracka"
by Jojo33 July 17, 2015
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The Fitness Gram Pacer Test

a running capability test usually used on children to test their ability to run. this was especially common in elementary schools in the early 2000s to 2015, however, its recently fell out of fashion in some schools, due to children now being special little fucking snowflakes who cant run for their life.

this was also referred to as a torture method for 2nd and 5th graders, as the test is timed for every lap (running from point A, to point B back to point A), and this time limit goes up faster. most crotch goblins cant get past lap 5-7
"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start."

or

Mike: "holy shit, i just finished the fitness gram pacer test"
Bryan: "damn, i only could make it to lap 5 before i passed out"
by Zer0Rebel4 November 9, 2020
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Grower's Grams

Similar to "Bakers Dozen" except with cannabis.
There are officially 454 grams in a pound, however ounces are sold as 28grams of weed. 16 ounces are sold as a pound. This leaves 6 grams to be enjoyed by the grower and trim crew.
"Alright. Just finished trimming a pound of Purple Urkle. There's 16 jars for the shelf, and I'll be taking my Grower's Grams home to enjoy"
by Shawnsemillia February 7, 2025
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gustav gram

a person who has a middle parting that looks like "Manfred" from ice age
"john" look over there, that guy look likes manfred from ice age!
"pete" oh he must be a gustav gram
by quackerer October 23, 2023
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