Gram

A unit used in the Metric System. It defines something's or someone's mass.

1: "A paperclip weighs 1 Gram."
2: "I don't need to know that but it's fun to know."

by GidGid July 22, 2021

gram crap

A gram crap is a person who is a cutie pie makes all the bitches fall in love with his cute face. Looks innocent but can be a real monster if left unattended.

Aye yo gram crap stop making a mess! Ehpabbaaa

by Romy.VQ15 February 8, 2021

Gram Slam

When you use Instagram as a booty call app.

Last night I messaged Ruby for a Gram Slam.

by Savanah.dell December 20, 2019

gram stroker

Similar to the name Bram Stoker who wrote Dracula, except that Gram Stroker is a guy who strokes off over graham crackers and then sinks his teeth into them.

Well, I caught Gram Stroker in the kitchen at midnight ravaging a pack of graham crackers, so don’t eat any of them!

by undercyj December 30, 2023

skid-o-gram

When you leave a message in the toilet bowl sent via skid mark for the next person to receive.

Mark: Did you drop ass in the bathroom?

Dale: Yes. And I also left a skid-o-gram for Matt to receive!

by knobross69 January 18, 2024

Jamma gram

A gram of drugs that’s usually been dipped or bashed by ketamine

Bruv This is some proper Jamma gram. It’s been dipped by the odur fongas.

by Baydz May 1, 2020

Wise-o-Gram

The highest possible level of life experience and knowledge.

You are wise, Poppa is Wise-o-Gram

by slipperycheese91 April 22, 2018