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Grahaming

American origin: The act of grahaming is to not shower for days on while wearing a new or fresh set of clothes everyday.

Scents associated with grahaming are composed of B.O., sweat, moist but moldy gym socks, and rabbit ass.

Grahaming can be taken care of in two ways:
A) Scrub Party: Taking iron scrubbers and scrubbing the victim down (including genitalia) until fully clean or raw skin covers the entire body.

OR

B) Death: Self-explanitory.
Man #1 - Brother, that gentleman in aisle 4 has been grahaming for the past 12 weeks...

Man #2 - Shall we call the police?

Man #1 - Nay I say, we shall purchase iron scrubbers and have our annual Scrub Party!

Man #2 - Why are you talking so weird...?
by Todd the Fox September 8, 2010
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Graham

Heh that plant is a graham.
by Ghsjdkuefebsndjd March 21, 2019
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Graham

A musty dusty piece of garbage, he loves to make you extremely uncomfortable, he is super sensitive and will tell his mommy on you, if you see him he will most likely do something weird like poke your belly button. His hair also resembles a dirty mop.
Person 1: Look it’s graham!

Person 2: RUN

Person 3: HES GOING FOR THE BUTTON
by urmommyismymommy April 6, 2022
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ernest r graham

It’s a imature school that the students act like there still in 1 grade and are all pussy ass snitches and need to mature they probably still laugh and giggle when their teachers say the word penis or a bad word
Yo u heard about Ernest r graham?
Yeah dude that schools full of little pussy their the type of students that if u curse they snitch on u
by Ernest people .com🤮♾ March 1, 2019
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fuck me in the teddy grahams

Speaks for itself.
terence: "im so hungry i could eat a bear"
Meghan: "ohh...fuck me in the teddy grahams. Blil, you just ate five minutes ago."...?
by Hairy S. Truman March 18, 2009
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Jamie 'The Wrong' Graham

He Is Wrong, Constantly And Everyday. He Is The Definition In Wrong-Ness. Wrong Wrong WRONG! Wrong
'I Am Right'
'You Are Wrong'
'I Like Make Up'
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Grahamcracker

Anyone with the last name Graham who is smart, athletic and sexy as hell.

Not to be confused with Graham. Grahamcrackers don't go for fat, ugly girls.
See jalen
Damn, I heard Grahamcracker got laid again yesterday!
Yeah, he gets more than a jalen.
by DJGrahamcracker January 13, 2009
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