A very large woman whose physical appearance is similar to that of the magical creature known as the goblin.Due to the enormous size of the Wobble Goblins thighs, it then must wobble to move.
Lorenzo: Holy Fuck!
Igor: What?
Lorenzo: We're going to be at this light for a while waiting for that giant fucking Wobble Goblin to get her big nasty, babboon ass across the street.
Igor: What?
Lorenzo: We're going to be at this light for a while waiting for that giant fucking Wobble Goblin to get her big nasty, babboon ass across the street.
by FckFck October 26, 2010

by lhblackwell January 7, 2023

by ieatbabiesfordinner September 2, 2021

A name to describe someone who chows down on watermelon at alarming rates.
It is an insult. If someone takes pride in that name it's probably an unfunny girl that thinks she's funny.
It is an insult. If someone takes pride in that name it's probably an unfunny girl that thinks she's funny.
Person 1: You should invite X to your party
Person 2: Oh hell nah! Do you know how much of a watermelon goblin he is?!
Person 2: Oh hell nah! Do you know how much of a watermelon goblin he is?!
by JewishGrandpa July 19, 2019

Radiates chaotic neutral energy . One may attain "disaster goblin status".
reference: Youtube, "vines for disaster goblins" 2018
Old school RuneScape (may also be) in reference to Recipe for Disaster/Freeing the Goblin generals.
reference: Youtube, "vines for disaster goblins" 2018
Old school RuneScape (may also be) in reference to Recipe for Disaster/Freeing the Goblin generals.
" i am a disaster goblin and i've never felt so appreciated, this is beautiful, i'm crying into all this gold i've stolen " - Booty Duke
" I achieved my disaster goblin status when I finally got over my salmonella on christmas day only to come down with strep throat the very next day " - Wikjah Greenwell
" I achieved my disaster goblin status when I finally got over my salmonella on christmas day only to come down with strep throat the very next day " - Wikjah Greenwell
by DEd_fekuf December 29, 2018

by dsgakcclgfdsigfuyegbwjkbcjd.w December 20, 2014

When you’re having the banter with your mates and someone brings up that one guy you used to go to school with. Once he’s in the conversation there’s no shaking him. Eventually everyone else has to leave until only the goblin remains.
Euge: I just knew that Niall was about to Summon the Goblin last night.
Finn: Yeah, there was no room in the squad for him. Negative banter.
Finn: Yeah, there was no room in the squad for him. Negative banter.
by Primaries101 November 17, 2022
