Kneading the geyser is when a person takes bread that is on the cusp of its expiry date and wraps it around a hard cock and proceeds to give a two-fisted-twisty-handy until the hot, creamy jizz explodes all over the bread. Afterwards, the bread is consumed by one or both of the people involved in the act.
I went to Carly’s house last night and noticed that her bread was about to expire. She immediately started kneading the geyser and we both agreed that it was the best snack we had all day.
by mr big daddy lover December 1, 2023
Get the Kneading the geyser mug.When you get so drunk at the bar in St.Louis and order dominos when you get back to the hotel. After eating the pizza you then proceed to projectile vomit (like a geyser) all over the hotel room.
Yo, you should’ve seen Sally last night! We got back to the room and she St.Louis pepperoni geysered everywhere!
by Disbeme February 5, 2024
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Full name; Pimple Pussy Geyser. When stimulating a womens pussy and her pleasure filled convulsions cause a zit near or on her vagina to pop shooting the puss inside all over her partner.
Chad: "Rachel gave me a P.P. Geyser while I was eating her out last night, I really couldn't wash my face off enough..."
Chris: "Bro you need to dump her before word gets out she did that."
Chris: "Bro you need to dump her before word gets out she did that."
by Ram Ranch Jr. June 4, 2019
Get the P.P. Geyser mug.He is like a wolf, both lonely and extrovert, and will always protect his relatives without hesitation. Geza means "the Master, the Prince, the Lord"; it is usually worn by the eldest of the most powerful families in Eastern Europe and the former German Roman Empire.
Very intelligent and curious, he is loyal and completely trustworthy. People confide in him easily because of his large, beautiful eyes, and his deep gaze leads people to confide in him without any filters. He is very intense and passionate in his relationships, but he can easily erase you from his life if you betray him.
His magnetic beauty doesn't always make universality, but the people drawn to him intensely and deeply are actually far more numerous than you might think.
He can be very dangerous, but he doesn't want to hurt people; when he is really happy, you will have the best day of your life in his company.
He enjoys taking risks, and contrary to what those around him think of him, he can't stand procrastination.
He is gifted in art, communication and psychology where he excels. He attracts a deaf jealousy, which can create a lot of tension during his teenage years or between people of his age.
He is absolutely unique, and losing him usually means never finding someone like him.
Boys called Geza have a behavior and a state of mind reminiscent of three astrological signs: Aries, Leo and Scorpio. They are usually more close to these astrological signs than to their actual sign.
Very intelligent and curious, he is loyal and completely trustworthy. People confide in him easily because of his large, beautiful eyes, and his deep gaze leads people to confide in him without any filters. He is very intense and passionate in his relationships, but he can easily erase you from his life if you betray him.
His magnetic beauty doesn't always make universality, but the people drawn to him intensely and deeply are actually far more numerous than you might think.
He can be very dangerous, but he doesn't want to hurt people; when he is really happy, you will have the best day of your life in his company.
He enjoys taking risks, and contrary to what those around him think of him, he can't stand procrastination.
He is gifted in art, communication and psychology where he excels. He attracts a deaf jealousy, which can create a lot of tension during his teenage years or between people of his age.
He is absolutely unique, and losing him usually means never finding someone like him.
Boys called Geza have a behavior and a state of mind reminiscent of three astrological signs: Aries, Leo and Scorpio. They are usually more close to these astrological signs than to their actual sign.
by BehindtheName2022 November 22, 2021
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