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This man is truly disappointing to say the least. When you first meet this sad excuse of a man you might think hes a good man or funny but once you get to know him you can see the true stench in his nature. I STRONGLY believe you should drop this man from your life. Gabe is comparable to a moldy eggplant. He tells me that I "shouldn't" commit suicide the first chance I get. Do you really want a "man" like this is your life? doubt it. Find yourself a Norman
Gabe is large homo
Gabe by Imnotgey October 11, 2018
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Gabes are the greatest people ever. The bestest of friends. They care about you a lot and are good company. Super funny and crazy when they drink soda. Gabes usually are hot af And thick. They are very athletic and good athletes. Very smart and gets good grades. Tend to pull a lot of bitches and got a big pecker. Also trash at fortnite jk they’re actually pretty good.
Girl 1: woah he got a big pecker

Girl 2: he totally does
Girl 1: I bet his name is gabe
Gabe by Itakedubss37 October 16, 2018
The lamest person ever. He is really annoying and needs help with his drug addiction becuz he is constantly high. also he probably part of the illuminati. He will most likely still be living in his parents basement playing video games when he is thirty. He is the absolute worst person ever, he absolutely SUCKS! He needs a life... never EVER become friends with a gabe. He will ruin ur life.
Guy one: ugh, my life sucks!
Guy two: wait... are you friends with a gabe possibly?
Guy one: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?
Gabe by jammer283442 October 24, 2018
Practically perfect person very athletic fearless and makes friends easily. No flaws at all and a trustworthy and selfless person.
Gabe is drinking juice.
Gabe by BoiB0uss November 10, 2018
Gabe usually has light brown hair and brown eyes. They are extremely handsome, yet they are very outgoing and funny. Gabe is very talented at many things. They are usually very rich and buy people shit. They have big dicks and are really good in bed ;p If you have a Gabe as a boyfriend, then you are really fucking lucky. He will treat you the way you want to be treated. Don't fuck with him though because he is not someone to fuck with. He is usually aggressive but when it is time to cuddle, he is the best at that. You will fall in love with him very fast. He might seem confident and like a fuck boy, but once you get to actually know him, he's the complete opposite. So if you know a Gabe, don't let him go or you'll regret it.
"I have a crush on Gabe."
"No way! I do too, he's so perfect!"
Gabe by ihavenolifeandidontknowwhy November 12, 2018
Gabe is s very handsome boy. Gabe’s are usually very athletic they love football. Gabe’s are smart too. Whoever is his girlfriend she is very lucky Gabe’s are nice also.
Gabe is a a stud
Gabe by Hossyeh November 21, 2018