To defecate on the front windshield of your car, sit inside without wiping, then turn the wiper blades on the highest setting.
“I finally got those bugs off my windshield!”
“How’d you do it?”
“I used some Indian washer fluid.”
“Haven’t heard of it.”
“I’ve got some left over. I’ll clean your windshield!!”
*cleans windshield*
“Oh.”
“How’d you do it?”
“I used some Indian washer fluid.”
“Haven’t heard of it.”
“I’ve got some left over. I’ll clean your windshield!!”
*cleans windshield*
“Oh.”
by Hezezezezezfijigigihuillopitsi May 18, 2019
A person who is confused by their gender due to all the options to choose from that they decided to go into prostitution and what ever their latest client identities as is what they Will identify as until their next fuck.
It's ok too be gender fluid fucked.
by Cheesepacker69 October 18, 2023
by The doggo expert November 03, 2019
by Dairydaddy June 19, 2022
on a certain day of the week (mostly on mondays) someone might feel retarded or simply stupid. Some beleive it is caused by vaginal fluid that may be in the brain. It is normally caused by fatigue or mostly a hangover.
"holly shit today i had at least 87% vaginal fluid on the brain!"
how come?
"its a monday u fuckin retard"
how come?
"its a monday u fuckin retard"
by Anita Whore May 13, 2008
If a person is identifying as gender fluid they are simply saying they identify as sperm or pussy juice.
by Chickenwheel April 13, 2018
A bread or sandwich spread usually comprised of aged adult male reproductive fluid. The container is filled at a rate of at least one(usually more) ejaculation(s) per day over a period of weeks. Usually kept in a Mason jar, the fluids then are aloud to "rest" for a period of 3 to 4 weeks after extraction in a cool dry place. Once deemed "mature" the product is served at room temperature.
"Let's all get together Thursday night at Cas and Joey's for a delicious D.P. The Queen assures us he will bring his mature fluids."
by Slothguy August 25, 2009