A high-pitched pulsating squeaker fart that encourages everyone in earshot to stand on their chairs and sing in unison: “they call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning”
-Beware: dolphins swim in “pods” and where there is one others are sure to follow until the full fishing net is let loose in the sea (courtesy flushes encouraged)
-“Faster than lighting” often foreshadows the necessary speed of toilet access required to avoid aquarium cleaner be used on the innocent underoos and chair
-Causes those in earshot and smellshot to have an indescribable desire to meet Charlie the Tuna and smack that red beret off his fish head in retaliation
-some try to falsify a flipper fart by sitting on an acoustically tuned piece of sheet metal and letting room reverb produce an imposter flipper fart; kazoos pre-inserted into the anus are also not genuine flipper farts
-Beware: dolphins swim in “pods” and where there is one others are sure to follow until the full fishing net is let loose in the sea (courtesy flushes encouraged)
-“Faster than lighting” often foreshadows the necessary speed of toilet access required to avoid aquarium cleaner be used on the innocent underoos and chair
-Causes those in earshot and smellshot to have an indescribable desire to meet Charlie the Tuna and smack that red beret off his fish head in retaliation
-some try to falsify a flipper fart by sitting on an acoustically tuned piece of sheet metal and letting room reverb produce an imposter flipper fart; kazoos pre-inserted into the anus are also not genuine flipper farts
Ronnie let out a flipper fart; let me grab the life jackets, swimming suits and take selfies to impress our friends on Instagram.
by flippinright April 5, 2022
Get the flipper fartmug. Joe is an avid Mug Flipper. On his days off he and his family go to a garage sale to buy some mugs and then flip them for profit on EBay.
by Punk474 February 1, 2019
Get the Mug Flippermug. Flipper Flopper, the name of the mightiest ruller of thow greatest swamps. Thow king "Flipper Flopper" is the greatest, biggest frog that shall be found in any swamp.
by unluckytyler201 June 11, 2018
Get the Flipper Floppermug. by TokayGirl January 31, 2015
Get the Flippermug. “what the flipper nugget”
by Kekepalmer3000 October 12, 2022
Get the flipper nuggetmug. Kangaroo Flipper (noun):
A highly questionable culinary adventure, where one daringly employs a cream-filled gas station doughnut (preferably from Kangaroo) as an unconventional partner in self-love. After achieving the “cream filling” on one side, the audacious gourmet flips it around and takes a bite from the other end, proving that some snacks are truly multipurpose. Definitely not FDA approved. Enjoy responsibly—or not.
A highly questionable culinary adventure, where one daringly employs a cream-filled gas station doughnut (preferably from Kangaroo) as an unconventional partner in self-love. After achieving the “cream filling” on one side, the audacious gourmet flips it around and takes a bite from the other end, proving that some snacks are truly multipurpose. Definitely not FDA approved. Enjoy responsibly—or not.
"After a long night, Dave decided to treat himself to a Kangaroo Flipper, but now he's questioning his life choices and his taste in doughnuts."
by Jkrider4x4 August 20, 2024
Get the kangaroo flippermug. by mababa7 May 21, 2011
Get the flippermug.