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Fifth Coming

Fifth Coming

A shot found at the bar. It is mixed with:

- One part Jose Cuervo Especial Gold Tequila
- One part Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey

- One part Johnnie Walker Scotch Whiskey

- One part Jim Beam Bourbon Whiskey

- One part Jameson Whiskey

Mixed together these five guys are sure to bring about the drunk of all drunkeness. The unholiest of all hangovers. Not for the faint of heart of your own free will or the perfect surprise for that new 21 year old friend.

Ruler of the four horseman.
It's my friends birthday may I have a fifth coming?
by DZNuts March 30, 2015
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open fifth

Besides the "classic" musical-notes connotation, this phrase can also refer to either:
(1) Something you definitely don't wanna have in your car if you get pulled over. About the only exception, of course, would be if you're merely transporting empty gin-bottles to the redemption center; if this is the case, however, you will want to thoroughly drain and then neatly bag up said containers, and also either snugly cross-tie the bags' mouths or seal them with string or wire-twists so that (A) not much alcohol-fumes will escape to invalidly create a telltale fermented-beverage smell at your driver's door window, and (B) the officer can see that you weren't sipping from any of the containers yourself.
(2) The "wide latitude of interpretation" that the "right to remain silent" amendment is often subject to.
"I am hauling empty gin-bottles to the redemption center" is hardly an incriminating statement under most circumstances, so there should be no problem with any "open fifths", since conceivably you would have no need to remain silent if a policeman asks what's with all the bags of liquor-bottles in your back seat or trunk.
by QuacksO April 5, 2019
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Thirty fifth shoe

The shoe thirty five year old people stuff up their ass when people tell them they are having a mid life crisis
John take out that thirty fifth shoe from your wife's ass
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i'll answer after the fifth ring

Kobe's way of saying he will win after the fifth ring of the NBA Finals when Obama told him a joke that someone would have his phone number.The phrase has been for every stuck with the man himself .
Coach:Kobe why didn't answer my phone yesterday?
Kobe: I'll answer after the fifth ring.
#Kobegotnochill
by random everthing is me July 8, 2017
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fifth harmony

fifth harmony are four girls who rule this fuckin' world. first there were five, till camila cabello left the group. they're fans are called harmonizers, who btw are the best fangirls and fanboys in the whole entire world. real harmonizers support all the girls, called ot5 or ot4
by fifthharmonyot5 January 2, 2017
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Fifthing

When you ask someone to fill that fifth slot
Hey bro are you fifthing me?
Heck yeah bro, wanna be a fifth?
Stop fifthing me bro!
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Fifthing

Fifthing someone is when you ask someone to fill the fifth slot
Yo bro stop fifthing me
No u, let me fifth you bro
NO!
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