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african engineering

He nigger rigged that, so be careful!
by Pimpmaster5000 June 11, 2004
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Engineer

Individuals who seek solutions to their problems, yet create the very problems they seek to solve.
You know you're an engineer if you can prove you have no life mathematically.
by An Engineer January 27, 2013
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engineer

someone who's a pro at math and science, plays the guitar very well, and knows how to solve practical problems.
Hey, look buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems.

Erecting a dispenser!
by spahsappinmahsentry January 23, 2011
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Engineering Students

Engineering Students are groups of men, usually young men, who collectively agree to abstain from sexual intercourse.
Don't bother offering us that stinky pinky. We are Engineering Students.
by Social Studies Major April 19, 2019
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Network Engineer

The guy at the office that makes the computers do magic.
User - How did you fix my computer?
Network Engineer - umm.. Magic!... It's easier if I don't explain
by Toddals September 7, 2010
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engineering major

Borderline insane pursuit of a conceptual understanding of the physical principles underlying everyday machines that can be operated without this understanding.
Mechanic: Have you ever changed your own oil?

Engineering Major: No, but do you know chemically how the gas you put into your engine produces the heat necessary to power the engine, as well as how this heat is converted to usable mechanical work?

Mechanic: ... That will be $43.50.
by Clearly written by an engineer February 16, 2012
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Mechanical Engineer

Badass Mother Fuckers that are way under paid unless they move to a big city.
Scott (new hire): Is that a bum over there?
Andy (plant manager): No!, lol, That is our Mechanical Engineer, I barely pay him to design all of our badass equipment. He looks like a bum because he is still paying for his $50K education and can barely afford to make his house payment. Not to mention that President NoBama has his head shoved up his own ass!
by broke-ass engineer June 13, 2010
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