Elevators

Elevators are somthing that takes you up and down floors. The power of elevators are abused by retards who have no life and are big fans of Hanna Montana, they like to go up and down an elevator until they die with spasm.

Guy 1: OMG!! Elevators are mint!!!! :D

by Itchy-da-Bitchy July 11, 2011

elevator booty

a booty you can only rub up and down b/c its flat. it has no meat! no fat!
NOTHING!!!!

a normal booty you can rub down and you cup it and caress it. you can also make it jiggle.

by tasha July 19, 2004

elevator shaft

Drinking a draft beer in one sip so that instead of having a sip line every few inches, the entire glass is coated with the leftover foam. Works especially well with Guinness.

I just elevator shafted that beer. It went... STRAIGHT DOWN!!!

by ojc nyc April 6, 2009

Double Decker Elevator Jump

Having a threesome on a trampoline while bouncing.

Matt: We should do the Double Decker Elevator Jump!

by The Flying Dutchman, Father. December 6, 2009

Elevator Roulette

n 1: game played voluntarily or, most often, involuntarily by a person riding an elevator after expelling flatulent fury upon the interior air space of the vessel. Winners are determined by safe and undiscovered passage to intended floor without another passenger entering the space, thereby protecting the identity of the player while in transit.. The game is especially challenging in high rise buildings or during peak riding periods such as lunch or afternoon rush hour.

"Jeez, you remember those sausage & jalapeño nachos I ordered at 1:30 last night at the bar? Yeah man, they gave me some heinously crippling diarrhea this morning at work. I tried to get to that quiet bathroom on the 18th floor before the levee broke, but ended up playing a wicked game of elevator roulette on the way. Yeah man, it could have gagged a maggot. I nearly made it but got busted by a bike messenger getting on at the 16th floor. I feel so sorry for that guy. Yeah man, stunned silence."

by Sean Borja - Graphic Designer and Local Zero July 7, 2006

broken elevator

BROKEN ELEVATOR is an emphatic declaration indicating that something is wrong on SO many levels.

Friend 1: "Dude, that stripper still has staples in her C-section, it's that fresh"

Friend 2: "Broken elevator"

by originobscure August 18, 2015

elevator reflex

when nobody is in a lift then some people tend to sexual intercourse in it, they often push STOP or EMERGENCY STOP so they can fuck

this can only work with 2 people inside an elevator

patrick and deston fucked in the elevator reflex situation coz they have too much testosterone...

by better than chuck norris552 May 29, 2010