A one-hundred year old, abusive, sparkling fairy who sneaks into teenage girl's rooms by oiling their windows.
You: I woke up in the middle of the night last night, and Edward Cullen was sitting there watching me sleep!
Me: Oh my god, what a pedophile.
Me: Oh my god, what a pedophile.
by pottergeek January 11, 2010
Get the Edward Cullenmug. by KAGAMlNE February 9, 2010
Get the Edward Cullenmug. The realest nigga rasta ever, even though he acts tough and stand-offish. He has the purest heart and puts his family and friends first. He is loved beyond compare. "Joy ina your eyes me nuh see no tears
Love is what you giving me throughout the years
Every time you need me I will be there my dear I swear" - Gentleman
Love is what you giving me throughout the years
Every time you need me I will be there my dear I swear" - Gentleman
by sunshine rasta girl January 31, 2014
Get the Edward walkermug. The Black Prince
by Datboi;) March 16, 2020
Get the edward perkinsmug. by R4ym0nd0 March 9, 2008
Get the kangaroo edwardmug. The oldest virgin in the world, being 108 years old. A vampire that was thought of as gay until he fell for the freaky, socially awkward, ugly, pale girl, that smells like freesia and he always want to kill to taste her sweet blood,that he stalked and watched her sleep for about four months before they became a couple.(I don't know he still seems gay to me.) He sparkles in the sunlight and can run really fast and like read your thoughts.
by noellewashere March 10, 2009
Get the Edward Cullenmug. Girl 1: I wish Edward Cullen was my boyfriend... *sigh*
Girl 2: There's a paedophile up the street, surely dating him would just be the same thing?
Girl 2: There's a paedophile up the street, surely dating him would just be the same thing?
by Spectacular. July 19, 2009
Get the Edward Cullenmug.