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Easter Waffle Stomp

On Easter or the week of , you take an Easter basket or a strainer/colander and shit in it. You then leave it on the pillow next to your one-night stand or partner (if you're feeling risky) and stomp/smash it through onto the pillow. When they wake up in the morning, you wait for their reaction.
My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so i took revenge and gave her a easter waffle stomp on easter morning.
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easter bussy

bussy… easter bussy… brings cheeks… and glory…
by easterbusysssys April 26, 2025
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Easter Show Bags

Australian slang term for fake breasts. Variation on the Australian slang term - “fun bags” or “bags” which is a colloquialism for boobs or breasts.

The variation is related to the cheap plastic bags of toys that can be purchased at Easter shows around the country.

Easter shows are celebrations held in the weeks around Easter originally aimed for farmers and agricultural exhibitions / competitions. More recently Easter shows are aimed at families to see animals, go on rides and purchase “Easter show bags” for the kids.
Nice Easter show bags at the beach today.
OR
Check out the bags, shows bags, but still good.
by anonymous June 20, 2025
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Easter bunny fucker

A derogatory slang term used by Jewish people in the United States (particularly East Coast) to describe people with Nordic ancestry or people with blonde hair and blue eyes. Can sometimes be used to describe Americans who believe in Christianity.
Person 1: "hey dude, see that Easter bunny fucker over there?"

Person 2: "yeah, what a schmuck!"
by Autistic Beaver October 7, 2025
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Mexican Easter Egg

A rolled up filthy diaper found in any public space other than a trash can.
I went to the grocery store and almost stepped on a Mexican Easter egg that someone threw in the parking lot.
by meltron2d2 November 15, 2011
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shanghai easter basket

When you slide your hand down a Chinese hookers panties and can't find her savory jelly bean through the thicket of wiry brush.
After having a few beers I wanted to flick the bean but I couldn't get past the Shanghai Easter basket.
by Wong way January 27, 2017
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Best Easter Ever

The Easter of 2004, whereon several miracles took place. The exact cause of these miracles is unknown, but attributed to the greatness of that important day, to which few still pay annual tribute.
Jonas: Remember the Best Easter Ever?

Tim: We must pay tribute to that great day.

Mark: It truly was...the Best Easter Ever!
by ThreeMen May 13, 2011
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