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every possible word or combination of words means something lewd on urban dictionary, including this sentence
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Every ounce of blood

Is not, in fact, on Hamas. The blood that Hamas spilled is on Hamas and the blood Israel is spilling is on Israel. Hey, how do you know you're not blowing up the hostages?
Hym "I mean, every analogy I could make here seems like low-hanging fruit... Actually, YOU could probably think up an analogy that I could make right now were someone does something objectively wrong to me, I kill a bunch of people, whose hands is the blood on? Probably NOT the guy whose action is the impetus for me murdering people. I don't think that would fly. Definitely wouldn't keep me out of prison. THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO! 'Hym analogy simulator!' You pick an impetus for my homicidal rage and then you pick an act of violence I commit in response to it and then we run it trough an algorithm to determine whether or not it's justifiable or, better yet, who every ounce of blood is 'on' (conceptually). And then I get 1 million dollars... Yep. That's a good plan."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
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Every

We've known each other a long time. We've been on this planet for a long time. I mean, you and me. I could always rely on you. You could always rely on me. We're a team, a group. Group of the two of us. And we've spent our existence pretending that we aren't. I mean, the last few years, not really. And I would like to spend... I mean, if Gabriel and Beelzebub can do it, go off together, then we can. Just the two of us. We don't need Heaven, we don't need Hell, they're toxic. We need to get away from them, just be an us. You and me, what do you say?

Come with me... to Heaven. I'll run it, you can be my second in command. We can make a difference.

You can't leave this bookshop.

Oh, Crowley. Nothing lasts forever.

No. No, I don't suppose it does. Good luck.

Good luck? Crowley! Crowley, come back, to Heaven! Work with me! We can be together! Angels... doing good! I... I need you! I don't think you understand what I'm offering you.

I understand. I think I understand a whole lot better than you do.

Well... then there's nothing more to say.

Listen. Do you hear that?

I don't hear anything.

That's the point. No nightingales.
You idiot. We could have been... us.
EVERY

I... I forgive you.
Don't bother.
I just rewatched Every for the fiftieth time. It's crowver.
by skeleboy January 10, 2024
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Every Perry is not a platypus but all platypuses are Perry

Is it a dog? is it a platypus? No it's Perry
"Every Perry is not a platypus but all platypuses are Perry " - Philosopher Doofenshmirtz
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Every scar I have makes me who I am

The saying "Every scar I have makes me who I am," signifies that our past experiences, particularly our hardships and challenges, contribute to shaping our personal identity. These scars, physical or emotional, embody our resilience, growth, and survival, making us unique individuals. We are encouraged to embrace, not hide, these experiences as they form part of our life story.
"After going through his recovery, Javein often said, 'Every scar I have makes me who I am,' acknowledging his journey and recognizing how the trials had shaped him into a scarfident individual."
by The Scarcodian Slanguage July 22, 2023
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