Eli is an epic gamer who has the biggest brain in the universe. He is sexy beast and has body like no other. He may seem stupid and retarded but once you get to know him you'll want a piece of this sexy beast of a man. He is and inspiration to everyone and will change everything a wise man once said " I will make america great again" but it wont start with him it will start with Eli because he has the power to cange the universe. His car noises are like drugs once you start you just cant stop, his sfx have been featured in some famous movies because his car noises are so accurate. His humor is so funny you will shit yourself, his metaphors are unlike any others they are like a chinese man with diarrea it just fills the entire toilet bowl. Everytime you see Eli he will brighten your day because he is so nice, funny and caring. He is extremely passionate about Shrek and will provide you with everything you need to know about him. I dont think anyone could imagine the world without Eli he has that much of an impact on the world and universe. He is always there for you and you'll want to be there for him, his thicc thighs will glow in the sun and you'll want to rub your face on them and lick them bwcause they are so beautiful. A sexy hunk of a man like this deserves everything in the world. You'll want to please him and give him everything you can just to see him happy. Eli is an amazing person who you'll want to be friends with.
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She will always support in whatever her friends doing.she is very careful in everything.such a good person anyhow!
She will always support in whatever her friends doing.she is very careful in everything.such a good person anyhow!
by Breathablegirl January 2, 2017
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Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh
Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh
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by anonymous June 3, 2023
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by John_samstone December 6, 2018
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