Domesticated asshole

Noun. A domestic asshole knocks over precious items off tables and counters, destroys everything you love, has a napoleon complex, and steals your heart; a typical house cat

Meet my domesticated asshole! He's a pain in the ass and breaks things but I love him.

by anonymous January 18, 2023

domestic hooker

Goddess of the kitchen, hot sexy wife, sexy mother of your child

I walked into the kitchen to see what that wonderful smell was on the stove and there was my domestic hooker standing there making dinner.

by Spadagrl December 2, 2015

domestic spending

yo moma................ i really mean your mother

hey domestic spending and i had a good time last night

by andrew vollmer November 19, 2007

Domestic Godess

A women with an appropriate amount of attitude, stellar intelligence, who is skilled and independent yet still possesses and entirely owns the domestics skills deemed traditional for a woman.

A Domestic Godess is the kind of woman who doesn't object to belonging in the kitchen because the hand that rocks the ladle is the hand that rules the world.

by DomesticGodess November 30, 2014

Domestic exile

Someone who’s retreated entirely from the outside world.

maybe I can become a "domestic exile"?
She is a "domestic exile".
My work requires me to be a "domestic exile"

by LightCandleStick1112 September 27, 2025

domestic insanity

Insanity that usually doesn't manifest itself visibly, and usually is never found. Includes things like stalking, planning (but not enacting) murders, etc.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Blake yesterday?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: He got arrested! They say that he could have snapped at any moment and killed someone! They found lots of creepy things in his house.
Guy 2: Sounds like a case of domestic insanity.
Guy 1: Definitely.

by Gage Tampings September 16, 2012

Domesticated Hardo

A hardo that is very lucrative. Typically these types drive expensive luxury vehicles, own completely unnecessary materials and have “trophy wives”.

Yo that guy in that Aston is such a domesticated hardo

Having a Gucci belt is a domesticated hardo play

by Karlthefug April 16, 2021