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Doctor Loomis

The shrink who studied a young Michael Myers in the Halloween films. He was played by the late Donald Pleasance and was last seen in Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers. This film was shot in Pleasance's last days. It is assumed Loomis was killed by Michael Myers. He is frequently seen carrying a pistol of some kind, from revolver to desert eagle, and seems to be the only person who is capable of understanding Michael's destructive power. After Halloween 2, he became scarred when he set a room he and Myers were in ablaze with gas in an attempt to kill Myers forever. He walks with a cane after the explosion as well. Also is the deliverer of The famous "Blackest Eyes" quote. He is one of the finest characters in horror movie history and will be missed.
Laurie, in tears: "It was the boogeyman!"
Doctor Loomis says solemnly, "In fact, it was..."
by Coo Coo Canuck June 27, 2006
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Shock Doctor

Someone who is proficient in administering The Shocker.
The Shock Doctor payed me a little visit last night! wasn't expecting that shit but "feels good man".
by Shockdoctor July 27, 2010
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Doctor of Fartology

A special honorary graduate degree that is often conveyed by a beleaguered and long-suffering spouse who may be seeking public acknowledgment of their longstanding situation of having lived with a prolific and noxious farter.
She may have been attempting to gain some degree of collective sympathy and support by unabashedly conveying that Doctor of Fartology degree to her very surprised husband at his retirement party.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023
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Doctor Dubbya

DR. W - Drunken Raging Whore generally used to refer to a girl who goes from being a prudish Ice-Queen to a Wanton-Hussy overnight.
Amanda Lunny is the prototypical Doctor Dubbya.
by boyTerry September 13, 2011
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beat doctor

One who is very adept at regulating the beat, rhythm, or any musical driven composition
For this song I'm going to need a beat doctor
by Lucius Black February 9, 2009
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Doctor's whispers

When A Doctor or specialist misdiagnosis someone because they have either;

1). profiled the patient with a prejudice based on their physical appearance, usually after just meeting them;

or
2). they played the most likely odds on the patients symptoms without actually running any tests;

or
3). were simply just careless when filling in a form and autofill finished their spelling.

eg. typing Osteoporosis instead of Osteoarthritis.

The whisper happens when it gets put on the patients permanent record without their knowledge and every doctor who views it from there on in, starts with a bias against the patient and will always believe the offending doctor over the patient, simply because it was written by another doctor.
Specialist: "Your blood pressure is quite high."
Patient: I just have white coat syndrome. My readings at home are normal
Specialist writes down that the patient has severe anxiety.
Every doctor after that: "Your symptoms are all in your head. Here take a pill to help with that."
Patient: "No I don't want to take something that I don't need. That's dangerous."
Doctor writes down that the patient is delusional and catastrophises a lot.

Patient finally see's their own medical record and sobs, "For crying out loud. These Doctor's whispers will be the death of me".
by the kid from MAD magazine March 13, 2023
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Sickbay doctors

Medical charlatans whose skills and attitudes are typical of the practitioners found in military sickbays and working for the Veterans Health Administration. They pretend to be able to diagnose and heal like other doctors, but are generally unqualified, incompetent, and lazy. Sickbay doctors lack curiosity and are usually ignorant of the latest advances in medicine. Most are simply inept, but others may use techniques, substances, or devices for the prevention and treatment of disease that are known to be ineffective and possibly dangerous.
I went to my local VA Clinic because I was suffering from severe cramps, a fever, and dizziness. Unfortunately, they sent me to one of their sickbay doctors who told me to take an antacid, and go home to rest. I later found out in the Emergency Room of my local hospital that my appendix had ruptured.
by M Mackenzie July 29, 2011
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