by LilUziIsaNigger June 24, 2022
by xXquickscopenoscopeprolegitXx December 02, 2010
When someone frequently spills food in their lap. Common enough that you shouldn't hesitate to ridicule the afflicted.
<after spilling a plate of spaghetti on oneself> That's the third time this week! I'm having a crotchkins disease flare-up.
by Mehrune March 14, 2009
noun: a combination of dyslexia and alzheimer's disease. the inability to remember correctly, but to remember pieces, in a scrambled fashion.
what's his name? you know, he was in the movie with what's her name, the one about the woman who lived in L.A.?
by ja July 04, 2004
It is characterized by abnormal heart rhythms, sweating, impaired brain function, illogical & incoherent speech patterns and loss of sleep, among other signs. Symptoms are similar to those experienced by crack whores. Most commonly contracted via being close to a carrier of the biochemical disorder thereby affecting both men and women of all ages. The cure remains unknown however crack provides temporary relief.
by crackycrackwhore November 16, 2007
The symptoms of budspair disease mimic all the symptoms of being bipolar and being psychotic. All people suffering from budspair disease live in Indiana, have no job, live with their parents and obsess over a man not worth it. If you come into contact with someone who has budspair disease, do not post pictures on the internet because they will steal them.
Amy has such a severe form of budspair disease she had to be spayed and then put to sleep for the sanity of the free world.
by amyramsitupherself October 25, 2006
Hanahaki disease is a disease that begins with unrequited love for someone that can lead to death if not treated. The disease is written in Japanese graphic novels such as Manga and fanfiction. The favorite flower of the person whom you share this love for begins to invade your lungs and throat as the days go by. The longer one waits to share this love the quicker the flowers begin to grow. Sometimes the person will only cough up the petals but in others, it's the petals and full flowers. The only way one can rid themselves of this disease is either by sharing these feelings with the person and getting the same love back or by surgery. However, by getting the surgery it means it'll take any adoration and love you had for the person away. You'll be left with numbness to take the place of that love for them. If you do not speak your unrequited love and/or get the surgery you end up dying.
"Shock engulfed her whole being as she took notice of the limp dead body laying on the bathroom floor. Petals surround him and fill the toilet in front of him. She felt her stomach churn at the sight of so much blood. As she bent down she took notice of how the petals and flowers were her favorite flower. Why didn't he tell her he had hanahaki? She knew what it meant. She just didn't understand if he didn't get treated he'd die. Her heart ached as she realised Hanahaki disease is a disease that happens to someone when they share a one-sided love for another that can result in death. If only she saved him soon enough. His eyes were dull and filled with death. 'I love you,' she whispers, brokenly.'
by -Patroclus- April 11, 2022