Five Finger Discount

Have you heard the black metal band "Five Finger Discount"
by PatrioticLynx March 02, 2019
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Five finger discount

A word that is used for stealing. To do this you have five fingers and you use them to get what you want when you want
Bro lets go to Victoria's secret and five finger discount some panties I'm commando right now
by Sarahlively13 September 21, 2018
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Detroit Discount

1. Stealing an item from any retail location (generally theft under a thousand dollars), and barely getting away with it or being caught in the process. Arrest generally ensues.
Derek: So how did Daquan get that new TV for his friends?
Andrew: Oh he got it with a Detroit Discount.
by PriestOfChinChin October 12, 2017
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the family discount

when one family member sells a certain product to another family member for a cheaper price than the product is actually worth
Stephen who was in dire need of some medication to help assist his special scholastic needs, and i mean special scholastic needs, decided to seek out his family member Matthew for a very special family discount. Upon meeting up with Matthew, Stephen was able to purchase 5 dollar pills for a whopping discount of 1 dollar, due to the fact that this was a family transaction and a result of the family discount. Unfortunately the pills were unable to assist special Stephen for his special academic needs.
by the glazed brownie master April 27, 2010
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midnight discount

Something stolen.
Also "midnight discount store."
Bozo: "Hey Cookie, where'd you get that cool watch?"
Cookie: "Let's just say I got the {midnight discount}!"
by Amans Vinum June 21, 2017
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Discount Selfie

A form of selfie taken with the rear camera on a phone without a front-facing camera. The phone is generally turned around, with the screen facing away from the photographer. Most phones without selfie cameras are generally less expensive, hence the name "Discount Selfie"
Ashley's phone didn't have a front-facing camera, so she took a Discount Selfie with Emma at the bar.
by 22warriorcat22 December 14, 2014
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Fuck You Discount

When a discount isn't actually usable because the people selling the item put rules on it to prevent it from being capitalized
Steve: "Aw man, these chips are buy one get one half off, but they're limiting one bag per customer!"
Eric: "Wow, talk about a real Fuck You Discount."
by Kevin2030 February 14, 2021
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