dinkleberry

The crap, toilet paper mix that gets caught in the ass, or subjects of the ass, see gooch.

Dude, I was ripping out dinkleberrys last night, it hurt like hell, I think I bled.

dinkleberry by Anso May 18, 2008

dingleberry manwich 

when two men who have dingleberrys in their butt hairs push their buttcheeks together, making a dingleberry manwich

those two guys rubbed their poopy buttcheeks together,HAHA ITS A DINGLEBERRY MANWICH

dingleberry manwich by hugh jassesss August 7, 2007

dingleberry 

A growth of accumulating particles in or around the anus causing "berry like" fruits to bear after prolonged growth. Usually occurs while camping for a duration of time. Similiar to a small brownish raspberry.

*often mistaken with feces, but is actually a seperate entity altogether

My fondest childhood memory was making dingleberry jelly for the parent/teacher luncheon.

dingleberry by Samcorp December 28, 2005

dinkleberry

A rounded up piece of toilet paper stuck to the underside of ones ass, usually surrounding the anus.

That dude is a dinkleberry.

dinkleberry by Pesamistic Optimist August 18, 2009

dingleberry 

A hardened blob of shit attached to anal hairs.

Dingleberry: Male and female nurses in numerous wars have had the job of cleaning up wounded soldiers for surgery. One job is to remove the dingleberries which accumulate when a frontline soldier has no chance of a bath or shower - hence the jocular valediction among members of the Royal Army Medical Corps who have served in the grimmest of campaigns: "Don't let the dingleberries dangle!"

dingleberry by Ken Creffield February 16, 2007

Dingleberry Plow 

When a girl (or a guy) misses a peice of shit when wiping, wait at least an hour for it to dry then use your cock or a strap-on to pack that bastard back where it came from.

Lisa had a nasty ball of shit hanging from her asshair, so I bent her over a chair and gave her the dingleberry plow. That'll teach her to be thorough.

Dingleberry Plow by BGDH January 28, 2008

apocalyptic dingleberry

Apocalyptic dingleberry means disastrous occasion where something goes wrong and then refer to them as a collosal fuck up.

"Omg Daniel you are a complete apocalyptic dingleberry for telling that girl you are a professional at milf hunting "

"Fuck , I can't believe the celtics , they lost again , what a bunch of apocalyptic dingleberries ! "

apocalyptic dingleberry by nuartraws July 23, 2011