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Diego

Diego is a person which absolutely likes to eat. Food, more food, and stuff that is not even close to food. Beware of all Diegos, as they are most likely to eat you, in any way, shape or form possible. Diegos also like to lick stuff, as they are reminded of eating that same object, and its pure taste. Please be reminded that all Diegos only care about food and nothing else. Well, also things they can lick and put inside their mouths. So please beware. And stay away.
Isabelle: Ewwwww!!! Diego just licked me!!!!

Diego: Ohhhhh.... So delicious....
by dafunky2202 November 16, 2018
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Diego is my mush. He is very funny and I will miss him when he leaves. Thank you for letting me have your tie. Have a good life mush. You better still message me.
by Mush321 November 21, 2018
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SEXY MF WHO SAYS ' YEET ' AND ' FUCKER ' A LOT
"DIEGO STOP SAYING FUCKER"

"NO"
by kira ;) January 29, 2019
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Diego is a funny person who can make everyone laugh, he’s extremely outgoing and he can be serious when he needs to be, he’s a softie inside and is sensitive. He always make dirty minded jokes and it’s hilarious he can make you laugh whenever you need him to. You don’t want to lose him because he is your life in a way, you live him to death and you never want to lose him. Though he may not notice you, you will still always love him. Diego’s tend to be often extremely romantic and amazing.. you really want him but he won’t notice you as he’s busy playing soccer and sports, he has a ton of best friends for good reasons and you really need him..
Alex: is it true you and Diego are finally dating!!

Allondra: nope this has to be a dream he hates me!! I wish I were dating Diego though!
by Hewwo:) April 5, 2019
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He’s never ready for a relationship.
Her: wanna date?
Diego: im not ready
by you’reugly:) May 5, 2019
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Your asian looking friend who wears glasses and watches porn
Diego want to watch some porn
by Inside you May 8, 2019
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Diego loves mass amounts of salchicha
by Tma696969 May 21, 2019
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